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Vampires are horny like queer fuckboys on Grindr. Werewolves are horny like anarchists in a squat. Changelings are horny like starving artists in a drug-drenched commune. Mages are horny like overworked university students. Hunters are horny like soldiers crowded in a trench. Demons are horny like repressed feudal courtiers. The Hungry Dead are horny like creepy cult members. Wraiths are horny like a depressed motherfucker who just wants to feel anything again. Mummies are utterly and completely devoid of horny, as unhorny as a job application, they are antihorny. This is why nobody ever plays Mummy: The Resurrection.

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Escape

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape

dilsdoes

youve heard of do it scared now get ready for: do it weird. is it normal to go to the movies alone? who cares. do it weird.

credit to @hellodaekko for this art and their own post also making this same point which is here

sillyscientists

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

ladymirdan

Guys: “I wish more girls liked 40k”

Me: “Strap in, we are gonna discuss the inherent nepotism of Ultramar and the possibilities of a seperatist Guilliman”

Guys: “wat? Not like that 😐”

totheslushpile

For real though this is how I got my partner (back) into warhammer — midnight discussions of the themes of the setting. A normal and extremely romantic bedroom conversation topic. Because I m nothing if not extremely normal and romantic.

#my love language is lore infodumping

incorrect-primarchs-quotes

#tag urself #im the lion #on account of the whole Studying the Blade in Place of Therapy thing I have going

natalieironside

My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can't be arsed

totheslushpile

What's the policy on fuckups, dilettantes, slackers and laggards?

blackpyrefly

customer: ... and honestly it's kind of shitty that you guys close at 4 when it said online that --

my zweihander i keep underneath the counter beckoning to me: MY BROTHER/COME JOIN ME/IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER

my hand: [involuntarily twitches toward the hilt of my blade]

I've been online much less lately after falling into a pit of exhaustion, chronic illness and way too much Baldur's Gate 3 but I volunteered to help at the fencing tournament my HEMA club runs and went for a couple long walks this weekend and honestly that's done me a lot of good.

Wholeheartedly recommend that you pick up a sword and/or touch grass. You'll thank yourself for it later.

#self care #yes I am counting swords as self care #pick up a longsword and you will be less sad #trust me it works #HEMA

ladymirdan

When people ask why I love the Ultramarines:

-from Unremembered Empire

libraryshadow

Ultramarine foreplay.

sister-calliope

Armor buffing = a new prompt for Kinktober?

ladymirdan

@tagedeszorns see, im not the only one!

totheslushpile

If polishing boots can be a kink, so can buffing armour. (Especially if they're still in it)

frizzypom

The Dark Urge from Baldur’s Gate 3 has rabies!

cungadero

theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

farsight-the-char

Thousand Sons confirmed for Space Marine II.

WITNESS YOUR DOOM!

babylon5-deletingsoon

maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths

#lotara sarrin

In the grim darkness of the far future, there exists only synergy.

Kurt, who recently did a podcast episode of Podside Picnic with @jeffmartinart about Boltgun, has reached out to the Black Legion to provide his valuable consultant services.

#warhammer 40k #parody #other people's writing #indie magazine #blood knife #black crusade #abaddon #chaos 40k