TOUCH ON AND F#!K OFF

This blog is about the bureaucratic, expensive turd of a ticketing system used in Melbourne - MYKI, Melbourne's useless public transport system and the ticket inspectors reminiscent of the thought police in Orwell's '1984'; proof that we live in a totalitarian state. Contributions are most welcome!

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HEY METRO

HURRY THE FUCK UP!

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Apparently you need to take a crystal fuckin ball to get the train information and look you'll probably know more than the dumb fucks running the show upstairs.

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They must get commission paid in fuckin French fries!

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Scum pack. Posted from Flinders St Station using free WiFi.

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Always photograph these scumbags because you'll catch them doing shit like this or sitting around waiting for Krispy Kreme to open.

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What the fuck! Murderers get treated better than this!

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This little piggie couldn't wait for the tram filled with edible passengers

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Its funny how they convene in the one location like flies on dog shit.

One more thing I would consider people sitting around doing jack shit for a job freeloaders, wouldn't you?

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This scab on the right whose face you can’t see was the one most concerned about being photographed (I wonder why?). She made a real hoopla as if she was going to do something in response but unfortunately for her taking photographs of scum isn’t illegal and I was on my way.

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Scabs apparently didn't like being photographed today but unfortunately there is nothing they can do about it and this is the power the public has. One SCAB took a photo of me in retaliation for which I smiled proudly! In this regard they are powerless! Haha