Tout, tout et rien. et rien.

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[schwifty-wins-deactivated201801]

No, that’s a rickshaw.

Obviously none of you have a high enough IQ to know what Rick and Morty is.

[voiceboss]

No, that’s being thick and dopey.

Rick and Morty are fictional characters from Hammett’s The Thin Man.

[birdnerd18]

Nah man, that’s Nick and Nora.

Rick and Morty is the producer of the Studio Ghibli movies.

[momoiroinkremade]

No that’s Miyazaki

you’re thinking of a disease of children caused by vitamin D deficiency, characterized by imperfect calcification, softening, and distortion of the bones typically resulting in bow legs.

[loafyloaf]

No that’s rickets.

You’re thinking of the First World War German fighter ace who scored 80 victories, and had a silver cup commissioned for each kill, before eventually being shot down over Allied lines.

[maybe-you-need-this]

And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.

Unknown (via maybe-you-need-this)

[theoppositeofadults]

 je suis x bigflo et oli

[tout-rien-tout]

Je me sens seule. Et pourtant, j'ai cherché la solitude, je l'ai construite. J'ai arrêté de répondre aux messages. J'en ai pas envoyé non plus. Il y a toutes ces amitiés que je n'ai pas cherché à construire et toutes ces autres que j'ai été incapable de consolider. La solitude à toujours fait partie de moi. J'ai eu peu de vraie amitié. Je n'ai jamais fait partie d'un vrai groupe de pote. Au lycée il y avait des jours où je n'avais personne avec qui manger. . Et pourtant il y a toujours eu du monde qui gravitait autour de moi. Aujourd'hui il n'y a plus personne. Trop mal. Trop différente à ce moment là. Trop dans un autre monde. Pas envie de réconfort. Et pas envie, plus envie. Peut-être aussi incapable de demander de l'aide. Mais maintenant que j'ai la solitude, je ne sais plus que faire. Je me noie dans le gouffre formé par leurs silence. Je me perds dans les routes vides (de sens, de personnes...?) Et je ne sais plus comment en sortir.

[goodluckgoodlife]

Allez on trinque on trinque et on oublie La timidité C’est fini On y pense plus On ne se compare plus Allez on trinque On trinque au trac qu’on a eu jusqu’ici Fini le temps des rancœurs du fond de ton lit. Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie Les nuits sans dormir A refaire les phrases Qu’il aurait fallu dire Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie les peurs Et si ça ne plaît pas Et si ça ne plaît plus. Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie Qu’on a grandi Seul au milieu d’une gare immense A mater les trains de sa vie mis en examen pour des diplômes qui ne servent à rien Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie Les comprimés à chaque angoisse Tu prends le bateau tu prends le métro Tu passes ton Bac Shooté au Mac à l’anxiété Bonjour à la nation Prozac Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie Qu’on a le cerveau sous Windows Mes documents mes images Ma musique cherche les clics Restaure Moi Reboot Moi Je veux des « j’aime » Truman show pour qu’on m’aime Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie Tous les J’crois que j’y suis Et puis non Tout s’écroulait pour d’autres envies Dans un chaos De mais qu’est ce que je fous ? Mais qu’est ce que je suis ? Mais qu’est ce que je fous ? Mais qu’est ce que je suis ? Allez on trinque On trinque et on oublie Que tout ça partait d’une belle idée Tout part toujours d’une belle idée Mais que ça n’a rien donné Et maintenant qu’est ce qu’on fait ? Allez on trinque On trinque et on n’oublie pas On s’interdit trop de choses A cause de cette Putain d’idée de plaire On s’interdit de faire dans l’idée de plaire On s’interdit Alors qu’on ne risque rien Allez on trinque On trinque et on n’oublie pas Que c’est écrit partout dans les livres d’Histoire Inutile de se mentir L’homme est un connard Je sais ça se dit pas c’est trop noir Mais ça ne m’empêche pas d’y croire.

Féroces intimes - Cabadzi (via goodluckgoodlife)

[illustration-cf]

[officialnycfanboy]

When 25 year old me sat there in that gas chamber the only day it did not work I remember having only two thoughts in my mind. That I wasn’t even afraid to die. And that something like this would never happen again since the human race would have learned something. Today, 72 years later, I realize that I was wrong

Stella Tjajkovski, holocaust survivor (written in a Swedish news paper 27th of January 2017, one week after the inauguration of Donald Trump)

[thequotejournals]

I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.

Meg Rosoff (via thequotejournals)

[wordsnquotes]

Someone once told me that human beings have three dimensions: how you see yourself, how others see you, and how you want others to see you. The closer the distance between the three dimensions, the more at peace you are and the more stable you become.

Marwa Rakha, The Poison Tree  (via wordsnquotes)

[whoisladywindermere]

“But how,” said Charles, who was close to tears, “how can you possibly justify cold-blooded murder?’ Henry lit a cigarette. “I prefer to think of it,” he had said, “as redistribution of matter.” ― Donna Tartt, The Secret History

[anteside]

You wake up every morning to fight the same demons that left you so tired the night before, and that, my love, is bravery.

(via realize-my-real-lies)

[selflove-ashmarie-blog]

Acne is natural, stretch marks are natural, fat rolls are natural, and body hair is natural for all genders.

[siminiblocker]

Uppercase planner December illustration~

[keskejefouici]

[dialux]

hey guys do you ever think about sansa?

like, like, really think about her?

her father dead in front of her eyes, not a single person that cares for her around her for years, a world that chews her up and spits her out again and again and again.

and you know what she says, when she sees jon? you know what she tells the bastard brother she’s never known and always loved? you know what she tells him after being sold by the man who saved her, after being raped by her brother’s killers, after only escaping by the skin of her teeth?

sansa says we have to go back. she says, this is our fight, this is our family’s fight, this is my fight. she says, get up, there’s no room for being tired, are you fucking kidding me? Get up, Jon, we’re gonna take back a kingdom.

sansa says the world can break me, and i will piece back every broken part back together. the world can break me, but it cannot keep me broken.

sansa says, i. will. not. stop.

[keskejefouici]

[usaproblems]

USA Problem #157

Being too poor to pay for college tuition yet too rich to qualify for financial aid.