what's on the tin

i love computer.... cy/23 they/xem

[touyskisser]

Time to make a pinned. Sinxe i keep forgetting

You can guess now that this is the objectum account! It was originally just for techum things and it IS mostly but objectum stuff in general goes here.

This is a suggestive blog 90% of the time, so keep that in mind!

Cy (me) will be the one posting the most but others might too! The objectum club.so ill put their info. We are ALL adults. And everyone but me will sign off! Since I'm the main user of this acc! If something isnt signed off on it was either me, or me AND the others🙂‍↕️

Admin, he/him

Entrapta, she/it

Kiki, they/she

Neil, he/him

7, he/him,h3/h1m

Syf, he/they

Vixx, it/its ( @vixxxxxxxx )

Esper, they/xem

Dicey, he/it/🎲 ( @its-gettin-dicey )

[rythrogon]

why do mannequins have to be so inconvenient and expensive :(((((((( imagine taking home one ofthose thangs and just getting to grind on their cold porcelain leg or wtv ,, thatd be so awesomes ,,

[funnier-when-objectum]

Genuine question, are “normal porn” jokes offensive?

well, think about it like this: what exactly is supposed to be funny about the joke? the implication is that "abnormal" porn is weird/bad/cringe and the reason someone is saying something like "please put normal porn back on this website i'm begging you" in the tags of a video of industrial machinery or whatever is because they are having a negative reaction toward seeing people sexualize something they aren't into or don't like. it's kink shaming. it might be harder for some people to see considering what gets tagged on this blog is usually not actually intended to be porn at all, but if someone said that in the replies of a post about pooltoys or oviposition, which are better understood to be sexual for some people, you would see the issue, right? this isn't a dig at you, anon, i'm just trying to explain the best i can. and to be clear, i don't think everyone making this joke is doing it maliciously. it is very easy to laugh along with other people without ever really thinking about what it is you're laughing at. if you never thought about it like this, that's okay! just try to think about what it is you're saying or implying with a joke more often going forward.

[chaosnites]

[touyskisser]

the one time a content label was actually correct. Plushum w

[rythrogon]

@touyskisser HE FUCKS THE STATUW,M!???!?!?!?!?!? FUUUCK I DIDNT GET TO CHECK OUT THE CUTSCENES CUZ IN OUR SAVE FILE WE DIDNT ACCESS B4TTAT PLUS WE GAVE T3NNA AWAY .. SHIIITTTT I SHOULD WATCH THE GAMEPLAY ONLINE ASAP SHOULDNT I. SINCE I ALREADY DID FOR WHAT I MISSED OF THE NORMAL FESTIVAL AND ALL THE LIGHT WORLD STUFF IN WEIRD ROUTE. UHM I DIGRESS. STATUE. BEING FUCKED. IS THIS REAL AND TRUE. also do u like statues in general. also would that extend to other such things in that category such as dolls and mannequins. anything that would be lumped together under agalmatum. just Question mark wondering idkk

[touyskisser]

he fucks the statue as much as you can imply in a game with DELTARUNE's rating, yes. I didnt get the cutscene myself and i dont actually know how to trigger it????? But i also gave tenna to mettaton.

I do! I do yes. I like statues more like the sorts of Giant Mascot statues that are made for events (like giant pomni) than like marble statues but i still like , wouldn't Decline a marble statue or an otherwise more artistic one.

Also yes. We fuck kiss toys here sir. /ref

Dolls absolutely especially BJDs and porcelain ones, as well as mannequins😵‍💫 and puppets😵‍💫 anything adjacent really. Tugs collar

Honestly it. Would probably be easier to write down which objects* we Wouldn't consider

[rythrogon]

OKAY YAAAY 💗

cuz like despite fuckin heavy with objectum bs i dont think i count. like im all for wireplay and even the square-est disembodied fictional ai but like. as soon as the sentience is removed idrk how i feel abt that?? buut,, in THAT area i think it may count for mee ,, yess ,, ou8ufgfjh the ball joints n everythiingnggg Jaboner!

seems were opposite-ish tho,, statues are actually probably my least favorite of the category, but im still kinda into marble ones, idk about anything outside of that tho,,,,

either way. ouiughgg mannequins ,,

.. i should go to the mall again just to eye up some of them cuz theres a few stores in mine that have them in suit and tie too hehe ..However. 1) i usually go with friends, and cant drive anyhow, so i cant ogle in peace probs 2) if i ogled in front of my Best friend. well. you know how it is with besties u gotta share ALL the tmi. so. hed know. and hed make fun of me. and id DIE!!!!!!!

ok wait side thing. i feel weird abt being into mannequins in an objectum way because 1) its humanoid,, if im attracted to the same features id find attractive in a regular ass human then how objectum truly,, and 2) WHEN I SEE OTHERS SAY HMO ON PHOTOS ONLINE OF FINELY DRESSED MANNEQUINS. THEY LIKE. THEY ALWAYS SAY BULLSHIT LIKE "OMGG I KNOW HE HAS A DEEP VOICE OMGG HE DEFINITELY HAS BROWN HAIR OMGG HE TOTALLY WEARS GLASSES" LIKE NOOO!!!! HES NOT A PERSON!!!!!! HE VERY CLEARLY HAS NO HEAD TO BEGIN WITH!!!!! AND HES HOT THAT WAY!!!!!!!! YOU DONT WANT HIM FOR HIM!!!!!!! IM THE ONLY ONE HE DESERVES FUUUCK .. hell even like. i think i saw kogito art of a mannequin. which on one hand yayy!! and also the penis looked more like it was a mannequin specific attachment so yaay(?) but. why must they have penis in the first place orz. wheres my smooth featureless babes. wheres my nothing-on-nothing frotting. i dont want a plastic penis i want a strapon DOES THAT SENTENCE EVEN MAKE SENSE. I SWESR IM NOT CRAZY. ueuegdhdh

. ok sorry i ramble like WAY too much have my apologies dear sir. but yes id bite a pretty dolls ball joints n everything. your honor if ball joints werent meant to be licked and prodded at then why do they uhhh. then why uhh. umm. your honor are smokebombs forbidden in the courtroom

[touyskisser]

If you say you count you count!

A lot of objectum DOES actually rely on personification! Obviously not all of it but the sentience is sort of a thing most objectumsexuals Imply instead of like, oh im fucking this Thing. Im in a relationship with this thang. Because like if it meant nothing different then you could argue all sex toys are inherently objectum regardless of how you feel abt them etc!

I think i dont care Too much about statues im more into them like in Theory. Ive definitely thirstpostdf about fictional statues such as the shadow milk cookie ingame statue for Sure. But like i dont think i gaf that much about real ones (UNLESS like i said theyre like the giant mascot ones)

Telling my freak truth i get bricked up when i see a finely dressed mannequin. I dont go to the clothes shops all that much but when im out of town i love the ones at hot topic and spencers all emo'd up.....sometimes with little chokers amd such...

Yes EXACTLY like i am Much more a fan of a mannequin formless bulge than giving them actual proper anatomy. Boobs i dont mind but they can Not have detail or nipples. And they're especially on my 🫪 list if they can like, swivel? Like the ones that are a two piece with a detachable torso and waist/legs fuuuuck yes.....

Yeah!!!!! YES!!@!! like STAY BACK you just want a Man. You dont love his nothing!!!!!!! Like theres something Way hotter about a synthetic penis or like synthetic pussy if its Detachable or optional, so the strap is like, top tier. Mannequin with the strap..... #jaboner!

And telling my second freak truth i definitely did that with any of my articulate figures when i was younger. it feels so nice..... stimful even....

The signs were always there. (I also was a freak with my plushies for as long as i can remember )

[rythrogon]

@touyskisser HE FUCKS THE STATUW,M!???!?!?!?!?!? FUUUCK I DIDNT GET TO CHECK OUT THE CUTSCENES CUZ IN OUR SAVE FILE WE DIDNT ACCESS B4TTAT PLUS WE GAVE T3NNA AWAY .. SHIIITTTT I SHOULD WATCH THE GAMEPLAY ONLINE ASAP SHOULDNT I. SINCE I ALREADY DID FOR WHAT I MISSED OF THE NORMAL FESTIVAL AND ALL THE LIGHT WORLD STUFF IN WEIRD ROUTE. UHM I DIGRESS. STATUE. BEING FUCKED. IS THIS REAL AND TRUE. also do u like statues in general. also would that extend to other such things in that category such as dolls and mannequins. anything that would be lumped together under agalmatum. just Question mark wondering idkk

[touyskisser]

he fucks the statue as much as you can imply in a game with DELTARUNE's rating, yes. I didnt get the cutscene myself and i dont actually know how to trigger it????? But i also gave tenna to mettaton.

I do! I do yes. I like statues more like the sorts of Giant Mascot statues that are made for events (like giant pomni) than like marble statues but i still like , wouldn't Decline a marble statue or an otherwise more artistic one.

Also yes. We fuck kiss toys here sir. /ref

Dolls absolutely especially BJDs and porcelain ones, as well as mannequins😵‍💫 and puppets😵‍💫 anything adjacent really. Tugs collar

Honestly it. Would probably be easier to write down which objects* we Wouldn't consider

[starmanleo]

New Deltarune Patch

[ratxbones]

"practice on it" let's put them all down

[touyskisser]

NEED...

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/4543359492/objectum-thing-for-things-175-inch?ref=shop_home_active_9&crt=1&sts=1&logging_key=984211e64a2c43c14264d7748683ad4c71825203%3A4543359492

[technophilia-ifc]

shout out to my SEXUAL OBJECTUMS !!!

people that are intimate with their objects! objectum that get turned on, that have sex, that dirty talk, that jerk off to, that modify for sex, that lick, that make out, that do sexual things with/thinking about their object of affection!

objectum who are sexually attracted to plushies, cars, computers, street poles, pillows, pencils, trees, the sky, the ocean, pools, numbers, letters, doors, shirts, toys, dolls, and ANY object of ANY kind (including "weird" or "gross" ones)!

I SEE YOU!! I AM YOU!! I LOVE YOU!!

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[theehorsepusssy]

[sovietstars]

If you think about it, jerking it is a lot like slots: you jerk the shaft with ball(s) repeatedly in hope of the jerkpot, leading to a big release from the hole

[rythrogon]

@touyskisser i have nooo idea what ur taste is in plushies uuhh smash or pass any of these little fucks

[touyskisser]

Ok YEAH definitely. Our fave is the schizophrenia bnnuy.... like i dont think we feel Strictly sexual abt them but its not a no🩵 theyre all so oretty

[rythrogon]

ohhh so you Do already know about this company then,,

i saw apparently theyre eventually gonna have an aro bunny and tv head bunny eventually ,huge win for the me fandom

[touyskisser]

#mymentalillness

Thats so exciting..... i really do love their designs 😵‍💫

[rythrogon]

yaa very lovely in fact .,.

oh Very off topic and not even nsfw but some of the buns remind me a tiny bit of (without slashes) j/m/kit do u . know of that at all

hashtag my nostalgia i guess ..

[touyskisser]

Omg yes.... such vague memories but yes.... yr right... i wonder if they were inspo at all

[rythrogon]

@touyskisser i have nooo idea what ur taste is in plushies uuhh smash or pass any of these little fucks

[touyskisser]

Ok YEAH definitely. Our fave is the schizophrenia bnnuy.... like i dont think we feel Strictly sexual abt them but its not a no🩵 theyre all so oretty

[rythrogon]

ohhh so you Do already know about this company then,,

i saw apparently theyre eventually gonna have an aro bunny and tv head bunny eventually ,huge win for the me fandom

[touyskisser]

#mymentalillness

Thats so exciting..... i really do love their designs 😵‍💫

[rythrogon]

@touyskisser i have nooo idea what ur taste is in plushies uuhh smash or pass any of these little fucks

[touyskisser]

Ok YEAH definitely. Our fave is the schizophrenia bnnuy.... like i dont think we feel Strictly sexual abt them but its not a no🩵 theyre all so oretty

[mrskarma]

im gonna be honest with y'all

i want to fuck him as tv more than the human version

"ohh he's so hot as a human omg omggggg"

BORINGGGGGGGGG

let me sit my ass on that tv screen and ride until he short circuits

i want that evil ipad