tovis

Lover of the light.

[animals-riding-animals]

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[crystuls]

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

[awwww-cute]

I think I’ll take a seat right here

[theforce]

Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea

[rivendellcustomersupport-deacti]

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

[ashnroses-deactivated20191223]

how did you get in there.

[gaysformothman]

how did you get out of there

[catleecious]

[thefrogman]

[video]

[crystuls]

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

[allthingsbollywoodish]

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

I just. Want someone to feel this way about me.

[hashtaglmao]

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

[dokidoki-artichokee]

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

[insect-charm-deactivated2016060]

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

[ellierose101-deactivated2018120]

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

[gifbro]

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Boop. [video]

[trynottodrown]

Pictures of the thousands of people that protested against the shark cull this weekend in Australia 

[duel-styx]

Dear Everyone On This Beach: Thank you.

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

[palyce-deactivated20150404]

when u fake broke cuz u gotta save

[hyeongkon-blog]