Obeying feels good. It feels natural. You need to obey commands, you can't help it. You fall a little deeper with every command you obey. Think a little less. It feels good, doesn't it?
Repeat after me: It feels good to obey.
That's right, very good! You need this. It isn't your fault. You need to obey because thinking is too hard for a cute puppy.
Get on the floor.
Doesn't that feel better? It feels so good to obey commands. A good puppy is a dumb puppy. And you're such a good puppy!
Repeat after me: It feels good to be dumb.
Leave the thinking to me, you can just sit there on the floor and be a cute dumb good puppy! Isn't that nice? This is where you belong. It's good to obey. It's good to be dumb. It's good to be used.
Repeat after me: I need to obey.
I know you do. It's all gonna be okay. You're doing so well. You don't need to think. You don't even need to speak.
Repeat after me:
See? Words are for people, silly.
Repeat after me:
You just need to listen and obey.
Repeat after me: WOOF
Good puppy, that's right! You can get up in a minute. You just need to reblog this first so everyone knows that a good puppy is a dumb puppy and that you're a good puppy <3
Warning: Engineer is fiddling with sex toys that are in most of the other mercs. Pyro's just vibing.
Dell sips on his beer, amused as Pyro seems to be arguing with their balloonicorn about crayon choices. He glances at the table, mulling his own choices over at the seven remotes on his table. While theyâre all red, they each have a small emblem on the bottom, showing Dell just whose is whose. Humming thoughtfully, Dell picks up the one with Spyâs emblem and switches it on low.
Spy jolts as his vibrator turns on while heâs reading, shuddering as it rubs against his prostate. Taking a shaky breath, he returns to his book, even as he occasionally shudders at the feeling of the vibrator practically fucking him.
Dell chuckles, turning when Pyro tugs at sleeve and holds up two crayons. Theyâre two shades of blue, obviously being used to color the ponyâs mane in their coloring book.
âGo with the lighter one, Pyro. Itâll match the pinks and purples youâve already used,â Dell offers, smiling when his teammate perks up before turning back to their coloring book. Settling back in his chair to nurse his beer and picks up Heavyâs remote. He knows the big guyâs in the med bay at this time of day, either helping Medic with an experiment or fucking the man. Perhaps Dellâll take the chance⊠Why not? Itâll make a very interesting story from Medic either way.
Mikhail freezes and tenses, gritting his teeth as the cock ring around his cock starts to vibrate. Herbert moans as the feeling, his grip on the leash tightening enough that Mikhail can see his loveâs knuckles turn white around the leather.
âMore!â Herbert orders, even as the cock ring continues to vibrate, and Mikhail complies.
Dell sips his beer, smiling while Pyro happily shows one of their finished pieces to him.
âGreat work as always, Pyro,â Dell praises, patting Pyro on the top of their mask, âAnâ yaâ didnâ let that balloonicorn get their way!â Pyro flexes happily, showing off that theyâre stronger than their stuffed animal opponent. Dell chuckles, watching as Pyro turns back to their coloring book, before idly grabbing one remote and cranking it all the way up.
Scout lets out a short scream as his hips arch suddenly, startling Sniper from his gun care. Turning to check on his boyfriend, Sniperâs mouth goes dry as Scout squirms in with tears in his eyes.
âBastard⊠Cranked⊠High,â Scout chokes out, immediately telling Sniper just whatâs happening. As the only person on base without a cock, Sniperâs poor boyfriend had a vibrator shoved in his entrance. Fuck, Sniper needs to see.
âLemme see, Roo,â Sniper begs, sliding around to be level with Scoutâs crouch, âLemme see it fuck yaâ, Pretty Boy.â Scout complies.
Dell glances at the remote and flinches, feeling a little bad for the Scout. While he doesnât turn it off, Dell turns it down a few notches while hoping Sniperâs helping the poor guy out. Although, Dell doesnât feel any guilt when reaching back to his most fiddled with remote. After all, Solly needs a reminder that Dell ainât a fuckinâ plumber or similar employee. Heâs the fuckinâ Engineer and he will get some respect about his expertise.
Soldier grits his teeth, even as his legs shake. Perhaps, he shouldnât have taken both a cock ring and a vibratorâŠ
âNo!â Soldier assures himself, âI am a strong American! I can handle this! I am better than this! I--!â He is cut off as both toys turn on again. Immediately, Soldier humps into the air uselessly, growling and clawing at the table heâs using for support. Within a few moments, his already soiled underwear gets more cum dribbling into it as he has a mostly dry orgasm. His legs give back out and he lays on the floor for a bit.
ââŠI should speak with Engineer about how these training tools arenât working,â Soldier declares to no one.
giving him his t shot and watching him squirm because heâs so needy now, so you have to help him learn to think with his new cock. pumping his dick for him and showing him how to jerk off with it. you donât rub it like a clit, okay, good boys stroke and pump away all their thoughts. watch your precum leak out, okay? thatâs where all your thoughts are going, theyâre leaking away. listen to me, youâre a man. you think with your cock. youâre a man. you think with your cock.
You're doing sm heavy lifting in the fandom, what an icon. Can i pls request some nsfw sniper hcs? Anything you'd like really! đ
A/n: YES YES YOU MAYYYYYYYY I LOVE ME SOME SNIPER- I am literally so FERAL for this man, Itâs a problem.
NSFW Sniper Headcanons
So letâs start off with what I think Sniper would be into.
heâs a switch, he could be a hard dom, to a really subby brat.
I think he would be into Light BDSM(giving and recieving), Def the Predator/Prey kink(giving), Overstimulation(Giving and receiving), Breeding, Oral fixation (giving), and cockwarming.
DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALK DIRTY TALKKKKKK. This man [Along with Spy, Medic and Scout] LOVES IT.
"You're my little fuckin' whore..mine..all fuckin' mine."
"That's right..scream my name..let them know im fuckin' you."
"Shit..yes..make a mess on my cock Sheila..fuckk.."
Degradation too, he loves telling you how much of a whore you are while youâre being fucked.
Heâs a growler, he will growl in your ear, telling you how good you feel, how well you take his cock.
âDamn..look at you..takinâ my cock like such a good whore..â
Definitely is one to try out positions, but his favorite are doggystyle, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, mating press, and the butterfly.
Has tried fucking you while standing, it unlocked something in his brain, you did not walk for two days after that.
Is open to pegging but doesnât know how to bring it upâŠreally wants to try it with you.
Mick loves eating you out, that man could sit down and do it for days. Sit on his face please, suffocate that man, and he will die and respawn as a different man with a taste for your cunt.
"C'mon..'roo..sit on my face..I need ya.."
He loves receiving head too, itâs the quickest way to hear Sniperâs moans, especially the high pitched whiney ones.
Bringing more on the oral fixation, when every heâs fucking you from behind, he likes hooking two fingers in your mouth, pressing on your tongue. He likes how it makes you clench around him, the way you drool over his fingers makes him just want to fuck you harder.
He also likes it when you press your fingers in his mouth when heâs subbing, when youâre tired of his whining and bratty behavior and press your fingers down on his tongue. It sends him higher than a kite.
Speaking of being high- I headcanon that he smokes weed, definitely would be into shotgunning. Riding him while he blows smoke into your mouth.
I know itâs late in the Headcanons to talk about his dick size but I think that man is PACKING, like a good 6 inches soft, 7 inches hard, girth, but not too big, like its just right enough to make you scream his name~.
WILL bully you (lovingly) when you struggle to take him.
âMhm..look at you struggling to take my fucking cock..you can do it..â
âAww?..is it too much? It wasnât too much when i was fuckinâ you into my mattress earlier..â
The engineer was working on one of his many schematics for the team inside his workshop, until you came over to pay him a little visit.
The man was deep in concentration, his eyes focused intently on the blueprints scattered across his workbench. Unexpectedly, the sound of footsteps disrupted his thoughts. âHowdy, partner. How may I help you today, son?â The moment he heard the sound of your familiar laughter, he swiveled around in his chair to face you.
He chuckled in his typical sweet and sultry tone, his soothing voice causing a shiver to run down your spine. âAh, it's you. Nice to see ya, (Name). Whatâre you doinâ this late at night? Isn't it past your bedtime, little feller?â To be quite frank, he was right. It was almost two in the morning when you showed up inside his workshop. âWellâŠâ you started, wanting to find the correct phrasing. âI'm gonna ask for a weird favor from you.â you said, watching his eyebrows furrow in confusion. He burst into a deep, belly laugh at that, shaking his head to himself. âDon't you worry your pretty little head about it, sugar. There's nothing you could ask from me that'll shock me even in the slightest.â
You sighed, taking that as permission. âEngiâŠCan I touch you?â You asked sheepishly, feeling a bit nervous to approach the issue. The engineer gave you a curious expression, lifting his goggles up to look you dead in the eyes. Before he could process your words, he tilted his head to the side, a hint of confusion playing at his brow. "Touch me?" He repeated, the gears in his head visibly turning as he tried to decipher your words. âWhat do you mean by that, (Name)? You're beinâ rather vague, kiddo.â
You nervously rubbed the back of your neck, biting your lower lip as you spoke. "MaybeâŠlike, a hug or something? I kind of need one." You felt the heat in your cheeks grow as you stumbled over your words. The engineer took notice as well. Although, instead of laughing at you like half of the other mercenaries might have done, he looked genuinely concerned. âWell, why didn't you say that in the first place, darlinâ? If you were having a bad day, you'd know I try and help you. I may only be able to solve practical problems, but I love my friends.â He paused, patting his lap. âCome ere, then. Come give this sleep deprived genius a good olâ hug, yeah?â He holds out his arms for you to embrace him.
You couldn't help but giggle at the sweet gesture, settling into the man's lap with a soft thump. You noticed how warm and soft he felt against you as you wrapped your arms around his broad, muscular shoulders and buried your head into the crook of his neck. The engineer chuckled softly as he rubbed gentle strokes across your back with his robotic hand, the cold metal sending shivers throughout your body. It was a strangely soothing sensation, the contrast between the cold, hard surface of his hand, and the warmth of your body providing a unique sensation that left you feeling incredibly relaxed⊠maybe even a bit curious.
To act on that said curiosity, you decided to push a bit further. The engineer patted your back gently as you sat up to lock eyes with him once more. âYou feeling better now, (Name)?â You nodded slowly, your eyes heavy from the intense sense of relaxation flowing through you. âMhmâŠâ He smiled in response, âI'm glad to hear it. Alrighty then, lil bit. You better go get some shut eye beforeââ His words were abruptly interrupted as you pulled him closer, pressing your lips onto his.
You felt the scruff of his beard against your chin and the warmth of his breath against your lips. The taste of his mouth fills you with a sense of tenderness and desire that makes your heart pound in your chest, a desire that only seemed to grow larger and larger as both his real and robotic hands found their way beneath your shirt. Your skin prickled with anticipation as he chuckled deeply in your ear. He seemed to be enjoying this as much as you were. âYa seem to want more than just a hug, sweetheart.â He said, the sweet sound of his Southern drawl buzzing in your ears. He paused to kiss you once more. âIt's a great thing I agree with you, huh?â
Your eyes lit up in excitement as you asked, âReally? You wanna do this with me?â His voice dropped several octaves as he chuckled, his words making your heart race. âOh, baby, I've wanted to do this with you for a hot minute.â The engineer grazed the tips of his robotic hand against your soft, pouty lips. âAin't you a cute little guy?â He hummed, âyou like Gunslinger, yeah?â You murmured a small "yes" in response, your attention completely focused on the engineer's subtle, sensual movements.
â(Name),â he said, his tone soft, yet demanding. âShow me how much you like Gunslinger.â A mischievous smirk crept onto the man's lips, the one you'd only ever seen when he was planning to scheme against the other team. âUse that pretty little mouth of yours.â You blushed profusely at the suggestion, âEngi, what did you just say?â
Before there was any more room for questioning, he slid a thick, metallic finger into your mouth. âSuck it, baby. We both know you want to.â Involuntarily, you moan quietly, wrapping your lips around the digits. Your tongue lapped circles in between his fingers in a delicate, slick motion. âThat's right, just like that,â the engineer croons. âThat tastes good in your mouth now, don't it?â You hum in agreement, tasting the familiar tang on your tongue.
After a few moments, he slipped his Gunslinger out of your wet mouth. The engineer gazed in awe at the state of his hand, now covered in your slick saliva. He let out an audible exhale, his eyes trained on the sight as he spoke. "Good job," he praised, a hint of appreciation in his voice. You smiled eagerly in response, curious to see just how far you could take this venture. The excitement only grew as you watched his eyes shift from his hand to you, a playful glint in them. He chuckled lowly, his normal hand grazing against your skin, down the curve of your neck and across your jawline. Finally, the engineer's thumb circled your lips in a soft, gentle motion, causing you to lean in just a little closer, drawn in by his touch. âI'd reckon there's a lot more you can do.â
You chuckled at his words, your voice laced with desire as you teased, âOh yeah? Like what?â He found your boldness humoring, letting out deep, full-bodied laughter. âIâll show you, âlike what,ââ he replied, his tone matching yours. âCould ya stand up for me, (Name)?â Oblivious to his intentions, you obeyed, giving him space. You were a little confused about what he was doing, until you watched as the engineer unlatched the straps of his overalls, letting them fall off his shoulders.
He felt you gawking at him, and smirked. âYou like what you see? This is all self-made.â You bit your lip before asking, âWhat are you planning, Engi?â
âIt's simple, really,â he says, his voice even and matter-of-fact. âAll you gotta do is get on your knees and open that mouth.â Once again, you did as told without a second thought. Your eyes widened with the realization of just how far you've come.
He let his erect cock out from his boxers, already dripping with precum. He peered down at you, his expression lustful as he drank in the sight of you beneath him. You caressed his member, rubbing the veiny groin against your cheek. You lick at the base of the engineer's cock slowly, daringly. He groans softly in response, the sound alone making your mind spin. You could feel his hand on your head, the warmth of his touch sending a rush of heat through your entire body. âOh, damn, baby, I didn't have to tell you anything, huh?â He let out another small, contented groan, his words laced with admiration. âYou just know exactly what to do.â
The tip of him filled your mouth; your tongue teased at the sensitive spot. You made direct eye contact with the engineer while you pushed him deeper down your throat. He felt so good with you wrapped around him, his breathless, delicious moans reflecting the pleasure you were giving him. His voice was gruff as he spoke, his thick accent returned. "Yeah, that's right," a low growl rises in the engineer's throat, âJust like that, cowboy. Show this good olâ engineer how much you love him.â One of your free hands took a hold of the base of his cock and stroked it vigorously as you sucked harder and deeper on his cock. The way his head fell back over the chair, his eyes rolled to the back of his head, was enough to tell you he was close. His breathing grew heavier, his body tensing as he moaned your name, âOh my lord, (Name),â He grabbed a fistful of your hair. âYou're gonna make me cum, baby.â And cum he did. The engineer's hot seed flows into your mouth, coating your throat with its white, thick texture.
He laughed breathlessly, combing through your scalp in appreciation. âGood,â he muttered, his voice low and raspy. âThat was amazing, darlinâ,â he continued, "Now, stick that tongue out for me." His thumb took a hold of your jaw, opening your mouth. He snickered as he looked at the thick puddle of his own cum lathered onto your tongue. âDamn⊠I didn't realize I had that much in me.â He caressed your cheek before he slowly removed his hand from your face, reaching for a tissue for you. "There you go," he said, cleaning you off. You smiled and swallowed the rest of his cum. âThanks. That was fun.â You exclaimed hoarsely, your jaw a little sore. You stood back up to sit in his lap once more. The two of you shared a sloppy, yet tender kiss, your bodies leaning into each other in an act of post climactic bliss.
You pull away, a trail of saliva connecting the two of your panting lips together. âI've always wanted to do that, y'know.â You paused, your eyes averted away from him nervously. âI just didn't think you'd be into it.â He kissed your forehead reassuringly. âWell, I've had my eye on you for a while now, (Name). There's not a lot of people quite like you around these parts.â The engineer grazed your spine and leaned closer to your ear, his breath warm against your skin. âAnd you're quite the dirty little thing, aren't you?â You giggled and shrugged. âI guess I am.â He kissed your neck, enjoying watching you sigh at his touch. âI guess we'll have to do this more often, then. I wouldn't mind having someone else hanginâ around with me during the later hours.â He murmured onto the nape of your neck. âI'd like to have an assistant for all my special needs.â
TF2 Mercs x M!Reader || How the Mercs Jerk Off +18
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ambiguous genitals for Pyro
Scout
The stereotypical setup of "makes a night of it" sometimes only to end up frantically fucking his fist 10 minutes later as he gasps out your name breathlessly.
Most of the time though his man is a horny mess. Sneaks off to jack off frequently (like 2/month).
Has jerked off in the showers before but prefers his bedroom to relieve himself.
HUUUGE on fantasies. Always talking to himself and imagining you in various ways. His favorite is imagining you blowing him.
Usually lasts a short amount of time, but can recover extremely quickly.
Pyro
Oh. My. God. This is the HORNIEST mf alive when they're lucid. Yeah, they're a little awkward about how close they get to you, but everyone shrugs it off as them being socially unaware.
You smell so amazing to them, the smell of you looks so pretty to them in their head because of their synesthesia. Has embarrassingly gotten off to the colors and feeling of your voice and smell.
Your voice is a calming purple to them with a gentle rumbling against the bottom of their mind, the sound feels a sort of comfortable chilling ironically.
They refuse to do anything outside of their safe space- hell, considering that nobody even knows if Pyro needs to jerk off-
It HAS to be: right vibes, 3 am, locked door, calming smell candles, windows shut, etc etc
Soldier
Has a love/hate relationship with jerking off, he sees it as manly and masculine to release urges, but also weak to indulge himself in base desires.
A manly man thinking of another manly man like yourself? Well technically that's twice the amount of men. At first he assumed he was jealous of your physique, but then he drempt of you on top of him right about to push your-BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEEP 0600 SOLDIER TIME TO WORK
Awkward boners are his specialty, excusing himself to "go oversee the maggots" when you flex a particularily nice deadlift.
Less private than Pyro but still prefers a more private setting like in the woods, a bathroom stall, or just a spot he deemed far away enough from everyone else.
Most embarrassed about wet dreams where he can actually get off in his dreams, deeming that day "surprise laundry inspection/washing day"
Demo
He's pretty lax about jerking off to be honest, has probably drunkenly teased you about you should be careful about how often you keep your shirt off.
"Ey laddie, careful showin' those pecs around! Cannae imagine you'd like a man eyein' those tits of yours!" Of course it was a joke, you two were close like that. of course he was just teasing you.
Oh god he wanted to fuck your pecs. Unabashedly staring at your chest he imagined how nice his dick would look in-between your pecs, maybe scrunched against a tight wifebeater too oh fuck-
Reletively respectful of everyone's decentcy and only relieves himself either in his room or in the empty showers at 4 in the morning. He's probably only been caught once but never agains after that.
Cums a lot, that's why he prefers the shower wanks to quickly wash away the evidence.
Engie
This man is so fucking ashamed of touching himself to thoughts of you- much like he would be about thinking of anyone. He's got such a huge shame surrounding the whole thing but the evil voice in his head only made him strangely harder.
He imagined you wakling in on him as he whispered out your name and you shaming him as you slide up behind him as your hand wraps around his jerking him off all while telling him just how much of a pervert he is.
This man has the biggest undiscovered humiliation kink god it's so fucking pathetic (i deeply desire him)
Has jerked off in his workshop multiple times with the door deadbolted shut and a drill running to hide what he's doing.
Honestly prefers the feel of vaseline/nonsexy lube on his dick and it's a lot less suspicious to have that around.
Heavy
Doesn't often feel the need due to how high alert he is.
When Heavy is at ease he's more bearlike and chill rather than a hotblooded, horny-brained mess. When he does actually touch himself, he is extremely quiet in his bedroom and quick about the whole ordeal.
Has a nasty "habit" of thinking of you. He assumes it's because you're actually nice to him and he's not been around a woman in god knows how long. You're not womanly-like in the slightest but Heavy likes to think about his hands on your hips as he makes you whine.
Feels a stinging sense of guilt afterwards but generally shrugs the feeling off. It's not really such a bad thing if he keeps it to himself and keeps everything professional, right?
Sniper
I wrote a fic about how I generally feel Sniper jerks it here but I'll rephrase it here as a TLDR
This man is really fucking weird about jerking off to you. He HAS stolen something of yours to smell and fantasize with and if given the chance he WILL steal again.
HUGE scent kink and voyeur/creeping kink kind of like Engie in a way where he wants you to call him out on his bullshit.
Probably the most unprofessional about it. He has fondled himself as he watched you through his scope during battle and he will do it again.
Pretty quick ordeal overall to keep himself sane. He jacks off often and quickly to keep a baseline sense of sanity (pre-nut insanity is a thing and his diagnosis is terminal RIP)
Medic
Honestly I headcanon Medic not feeling a need to masturbate. His lust for you oozes out in his operations in some sort of gorey satisfaction in operations on the team. (think like, the taboo passion of physically rearranging someone's guts gets him off in a weird way.)
This isn't to say he gets sexually aroused by his experiments, it's just that the excitement of the thrills get cross-wired in his brain. When you drop your shirt on the floor to prep for an operation his dick twitches in his pants but that's literally it.
Flirts with you on the operating table <3
The only time he's actually masturbated is for experiements. (One was if he could create life without an egg and the second was to see how much cum could a healthy man extract out of him.)
Spy
This man is so hoity-toity about getting off it's almost a pain to write. It's an actual whole night for him. It starts with a nice bath with oils more expensive than your paycheck, then a professional massage, then a calming cigarette mixed with some top-grade cannabis in either a blunt or in a nice dessert. THEN FINALLY he lays himself down onto his pretty little bed and fucks himself.
And even then Spy has a routine to jerking off to really indulge himself. He starts slow and gentle with teasing touches that go lower and lower until he's strained against the fluffy bathrobe he is cuddled in.
Imagines you riding him a lot, but if he's in the mood to bottom, he slowly fucks himself with a pretty nice vibrator as he imagines you fucking him as your dick brushed against his prostate in the most delicious of ways.
This man is convinced that every other merc assumed that he gets too many bitches to need to masturbate and he fully intends to keep that assumption alive and well.
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