My life in blog form.

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Tabitha and Squeaky are the most perfect names to add to the Riverdale collection

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The collective large sigh of relief we all let out when we saw Pop Tate

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Did Archie really think that a steel gate would be enough for an already corrupt town where you had children living there commuting crimes with Jellybean

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If you want to learn some stuff, look into the Winchester house because most people nowadays would say she was a wealthy woman who wanted to be an architect but couldn’t be at the time because of sexism

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Cheryl is not herself in actions but I think we can all tell that it’s the lack of her iconic red lips that really seals the deal

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I love a good camera angle hidden pregnancy

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Of course Kevin is the new drama teacher

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Do I want to talk shit on Jugheads story?

Yes, and I will. But if I could sex a even semi well known attractive author I’d be right behind those double doors

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Okay but, Jughead’s story is Limitless right? Will he get that pill?

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The agent is obnoxious but he’s right

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What a “fun” waste of a crossover character

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Can we all agree now that Chadwick doesn’t deserve his last name and we can all tag him as Chadwick Lodge

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We’re they having a fight about her job and having children on their anniversary?!?

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Oh my god I forgot that despite leaving Hirum 7 years ago she’s still a “housewife”

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So Betty is in Silence of the Lambs and Veronica is in Uncut Gems

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Toni’s baby is definitely going to be Jason Blossum’s that Cheryl and her mother kept before he died “just in case the Blossom name needs help to continue” right?

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What kind of boyfriend who wasn’t there for the scene/had the same brother as you gets to make jokes about your serial killer brother