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They should make "waterscreen" which is like sunscreen but for water so that when you apply it to your skin it blocks the water and keeps you from drowning.

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Looking back on this comic... Does anyone even sleep with a nightcap anymore?

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Lester was always such a suck-up to the neighborhood moms. 😤

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God gives His tastiest donuts to His most patient bus riders. 🍩

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This is a motivational message to anyone who may feel like they're trapped in a situation they can't get out of. 🙏

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Friendly reminder that Jesus Christ is King. 👑

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you make great comics man. very cool :)))

Thank you so much! I would also love to meet the man who modeled for that stock photo. Seems like he’s living the kind of life I aspire for

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... Unless you're REALLY good at the game. Then you might actually get a half-decent prize (despite the game's stupidity). 🏆

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Which highway do y'all think is being depicted in this comic?

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I'm 26 years old and still have no idea if the key-on-a-kite experiment that Ben Franklin allegedly performed is real or a myth. 🤔

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Guys, please stop accusing me of stealing this joke from the "I Think You Should Leave" skit. I drew this comic in 2021 before that skit came out. 😭

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The idea of "Career Day" implies that all the other days of the year are dedicated to unemployment. 🧐

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Please know this comic is not meant to disparage anyone who wears glasses. I don't know why I drew them all like that. 🤣

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This is NOT a good look for Detective Walsh’s next performance review. 🥀

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Gary is #OpenToWork on LinkedIn, by the way. ✌️

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Relationship advice: Always make sure you are on the same page with your significant other about committing insurance fraud before getting married.

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No need to worry about getting a second date if you don't even make it through the first one. 🧠