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Does anyone else miss yapping on a corded phone or am I just that much unc? 🤔

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Sometimes, opportunity knocks. Sometimes it's your landlord. Sometimes it's both.

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Survival instincts of a lonely man looking for some romance.

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Be kind to your food service workers, because this is the kind of stuff they have to deal with.

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I can't wait until I'm old enough to get prank-called by a child and asked if my refrigerator is running... At least I hope that joke is still around by then. 👴

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Sometimes honesty is the WORST policy. 🥀

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They should make "waterscreen" which is like sunscreen but for water so that when you apply it to your skin it blocks the water and keeps you from drowning.

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Looking back on this comic... Does anyone even sleep with a nightcap anymore?

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Lester was always such a suck-up to the neighborhood moms. 😤

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God gives His tastiest donuts to His most patient bus riders. 🍩

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This is a motivational message to anyone who may feel like they're trapped in a situation they can't get out of. 🙏

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Friendly reminder that Jesus Christ is King. 👑

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you make great comics man. very cool :)))

Thank you so much! I would also love to meet the man who modeled for that stock photo. Seems like he’s living the kind of life I aspire for

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... Unless you're REALLY good at the game. Then you might actually get a half-decent prize (despite the game's stupidity). 🏆

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Which highway do y'all think is being depicted in this comic?

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I'm 26 years old and still have no idea if the key-on-a-kite experiment that Ben Franklin allegedly performed is real or a myth. 🤔

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Guys, please stop accusing me of stealing this joke from the "I Think You Should Leave" skit. I drew this comic in 2021 before that skit came out. 😭