Lisping Mage

Your name is Sollux Captor, and you’ve never been so relaxed in your life. (( Purple!Indigo RP blog for Pigment-Exchange ))

[caliginousadvocate]

toxicambiguity started following you

okay wwait

youre a captor

but not a pissblood?

im so confused

[toxicambiguity]

Lot'a people are confu2ed. But II'm u2e two theiir confu2iion. 2o what'2 up alternate ED?

[toxicambiguity]

An iindiigo me? II2n't t)(ii2 iintere2tiing. 2)(ello.

2up.

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-conqueringGuidance [CG] began trolling toxicAmbiguity [TA]-

CG: HEY

CG: YOU SEEDFLAPHUMPING ASS-SHITTING SCUMBAG

CG: I’M TALKING TO YOU

[toxicambiguity]

TA: Oh my fuckiing God.

[complectcypress]

toxicambiguity began following you-

—E o)( , wow.

—E anot)(er glubbing sollux

—E wait, is your blood, indigo?!

[toxicambiguity]

Yep. You're an alternate Fef. II can tell.

[toxicambiguity]

send me a fruit

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

[toxicambiguity]

-- toxicAmbiguity [TA] began pestering cataclysmicAmbition [CA] --

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CA: doesnt mean some fucking seadwweller cant come after you CA: they usually dont like landdwwellers anywway and they hate me evven more thanks to my hydrokinesis an the fact that im a lowwblood wwith such a high connection to wwater wwhich is ‘their’ thin CA: they might go after you to get to me an id hate that

[toxicambiguity]

TA: Are you forgettiing the la2t tiime that happened? TA: Dude, I 2hot the fucker outta my hiive wiith my p2iioniic2 before iit could leave a traiil of wet footpriint2.

[toxicambiguity]

-- toxicAmbiguity [TA] began pestering cataclysmicAmbition [CA] --

[toxicambiguity]

TA: Ehehehe TA: 2weet

[cataclysmicambition-deactivated]

CA: NOT swweet you dolt CA: any troll that talks to you could take advvantage a you CA: you barely havve the processin powwer right noww to type let alone deny somebody CA: you thought youd lost your hands for fucks sack!

[toxicambiguity]

TA: ED, relax. TA: No one can even get iin my hiive. TA: IIt'2 a fuckiing cavern at the edge of the 2hore. TA: 2o liike, II liive in 2eadweller'2 terriitory.

[toxicambiguity]

send me a symbol on anon or not:

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

[toxicambiguity]

-- toxicAmbiguity [TA] began pestering cataclysmicAmbition [CA] --

[toxicambiguity]

TA: About half a jar.

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CA: are you fuckin kiddin me CA: no a course you arent that fucking stuff makes your lips looser than ters morals CA: youre goin to be like this for a wwhile

[toxicambiguity]

TA: Ehehehe TA: 2weet

[toxicambiguity]

-- toxicAmbiguity [TA] began pestering cataclysmicAmbition [CA] --

[toxicambiguity]

TA: II’m 2o happy, ED. TA: II have my hand2.

[cataclysmicambition-deactivated]

CA: congratulations CA: howw much a that stuff did you eat anywway

[toxicambiguity]

TA: About half a jar.

[toxicambiguity]

-- toxicAmbiguity [TA] began pestering cataclysmicAmbition [CA] --

[toxicambiguity]

TA: Ga2p! TA: ED. TA: II FOUND MY HAND2. TA: They’re… TA: They’re on my face.

[cataclysmicambition-deactivated]

CA: good job sol CA: great fuckin job

[toxicambiguity]

TA: II'm 2o happy, ED. TA: II have my hand2.

[toxicambiguity]

Homestuck-themed Magic Anons!

(Unless the anon specifies otherwise, duration is 24 hours.)

Aradia: Muse can talk to ghosts/dead people.

Tavros: Muse can commune with animals.

Sollux: Muse becomes an expert computer hacker.

Karkat: Muse is easily irritated/angered.

Nepeta: Muse is obsessed with shipping.

Kanaya: Muse is a vampire.

Terezi: Muse is blind.

Vriska: Muse becomes extremely lucky.

Equius: Muse becomes exceptionally STRONG.

Gamzee: Muse is mellowed out and thinks everything is a miracle.

Eridan: Muse can use "white science" AKA magic.

Feferi: Muse has the desire to nurture anyone who is sick back to health.

John: Muse can control the wind.

Rose: Muse goes GRIMDARK.

Dave: Muse can control time.

Jade: Muse can grow/shrink objects at will.

Jane: Muse is skilled at baking/cooking.

Jake: Muse has the urge to go hunting and adventuring.

Roxy: Muse is drunk.

Dirk: Muse has their own auto-responding device of mun's choosing.

Damara: Mun must translate all of Muse's dialogue into the language of anon's choosing.

Rufioh: Muse has a set of wings.

Mituna: Muse is accident-prone and apologetic.

Kankri: Muse has a tendency to lecture others.

Meulin: Muse is deaf.

Porrim: Muse has tattoos/piercings of Anon's choice.

Latula: Muse speaks in a totally radical manner.

Aranea: Muse is an empath and can sense others' emotions.

Horuss: Muse has a tendency to build Steampunk style devices.

Kurloz: Muse cannot speak.

Cronus: Muse believes it is the 1950's and acts accordingly.

Meenah: Muse is aggressive and greedy.

[deadtwink]

Do you see this girl right here. She took this pic when she was home alone and heard someone breaking into her house. She was kidnapped that night. Her body was found at the bottom of a river. Reblog before 3am or she’ll appear in your closet and kill you.

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IAN 

[muffingur-blog]

FUCK YOU

[metallicbuck-deactivated2015031]

I scrolled past this and I had to go searching for it in my dash because I didn’t want to die

[behindmyybrowneyes]

what if you don’t have a closet though?

[toxicambiguity]

>You wave slightly.

2up.

[carcinoparasiticallyyours-blog]

>Waves back, raising an eyebrow. 

YEAH, DEFINITELY YOU. I’VE SEEN A MULTITUDE OF ALTERNATES WITH DIFFERENT BLOOD COLORS, BUT IT’S STILL A LITTLE SURPRISING WHENEVER I MEET A NEW ONE. 

SO HEY MAN. SUP WITH YOU?

[toxicambiguity]

>You lower your hand and shrug.

2upHad a dull moment after finding some mind honey.

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asking-nina, xfireheartdragongirlx, yanyanthesphynxcat, toxicambiguity, nostalgiacriticrp, and thearitstandthefreelancer has entered the Mystery Shack

“Hello there!”

[toxicambiguity]

2up.

[toxicambiguity]

Oh my GOd, this blog is stupid! Why are youeven on tumblr? You need to gtfo and die.

...

[toxicambiguity]

-- toxicAmbiguity [TA] began pestering cataclysmicAmbition [CA] --

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  CA: oh my fuckin god not again CA: if you lost your hands howw are you typing

[toxicambiguity]

TA: II TA: II don’t know TA: ED, II lo2t my hand2 TA: Thii2 ii2 urgent

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CA: check on your keyboard CA: at the end a your arms

[toxicambiguity]

TA: Ga2p! TA: ED. TA: II FOUND MY HAND2. TA: They're... TA: They're on my face.