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Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Woozi: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’

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Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan

Joshua: I once found a note he wrote himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark

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Seungcheol: thanks to Jeonghan, Dino has now taken up cursing

Seungcheol: yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis"

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Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?

Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine

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Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure

Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children

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Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again

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Jun: yeet but classy

The8: 𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽

Jeonghan: is it too late to sacrifice them to the gods

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Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*

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*Svt throwing around a ball*

Woozi: bonus points if you hit Mingyu in the face

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Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer

Woozi: cool

Woozi: wait, how old are you?

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Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

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Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

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Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco

Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it

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Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?

Woozi: yes, don't wake up

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Hyuk: What's an orgasm?

N: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Leo: That's oregano, bitch.

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imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo