Bimp Wah?

A government-funded, public-requested, and animal-tested menagerie of brain worms. I'm the twice-baked potato of comedy.

[toxicdolfin]

[toxicdolfin]

Spokane certified biggest Witcher fan, @i-m-p-a-v-i-d-u-s is first in line for Spokane's Witcher in Concert.

[crumpetmonger]

scrolling tumblr while in line at the food truck.. yeppp, that's a big oiled up cosplayer ass. angles my phone better so the guy behind me can see too. #guybehindme

[charlesoberonn]

A roguelike game where every level you can pick one of three upgrades and buy upgrades at the store. And nothing else.

There's no other gameplay except for the upgrade mechanic. You pick upgrades that improve your upgrades to let you pick better upgrades.

[charlesoberonn]

You want to create synergies that increase the value of your items so you could sell them and buy more expensive items.

[charlesoberonn]

[fourty7out]

you did it you broke rougelikes down to its bare essentials

[charlesoberonn]

There're upgrades for that.

[charlesoberonn]

It's not an incremental game or an idle game since those have a predetermined upgrade-tree and a timed passive income.

I'm talking about a roguelike with procedural stages. But every stage is the store.

You need to beat a score and/or other condition to move on to the next stage, and you get points from your items/relics/consumables/etc.

Then you get to pick one of three free upgrades and get a new store.

[milk5]

The vicious cycle of new york city life is when you get your bare ass whipped extremely hard by the subway attendants I'm talking completely candy apple red sometimes the pressure of getting your bare ass whipped causes a little squirt of pre shoot out and then they punish you for squirting pre in the tunnels by whipping your bare ass candy apple red and it keeps happening until 4 in the morning when they let you free but they still don't let you use the train to go anywhere after that

[beardedmrbean]

[alfredfortnitejones]

losing my mind over this image I found on reddit

[redstonedust]

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

[geigergearz]

Phenomenon that happens to me a lot + I find funny

[toxicdolfin]

An open letter to Sanrio. You've chosen this collaboration VERY poorly and I'm sorry for being the terrible person who thought about this and created it.

[toxicdolfin]

"Drugs don't gun. People people." - Porage Jubilee

[toxicdolfin]

[toxicdolfin]

Meticulously created a video that would've given my fiancé nightmares as a child

[toxicdolfin]

Not gonna lie, indeed sometimes feels like that out of touch mom that is trying to be supportive but doesn't understand the situation fully, so she just ends up making you rehash how something doesn't work over and over. "Well, Sweetie, you've got a driver's license that MUST count for something!".

[toxicdolfin]

If any suckin fuckin political economic bullshit gets in the way of this movies production in any way, shape, or form. I'm gonna be in-minecraft-ing

[toxicdolfin]

Idk why the government is out to ban this guy lately. Like, yeah, he wasn't the best father, but I've never known him to poison our food, cause cancer, or make children have behavior problems. All he ever did was call a bunch of teens dumbasses. And rightfully so.

[toxicdolfin]

Fuck, I wish that were me. *bites lip*

*yells in pain*

*startles bus driver*

*jack-knifes*

*dies on impact*

*vial of rat piss shatters in pocket*

*single tear rolls down my cheek*

*slow zoom out with "What I've done" by linkin park playing*

*hard cut to black*