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priNCESS TUTU

It's settled then. Markiplier is a Golden Retriever. @markiplier

#chica #matkiplier #when you make a typo in the tagcries #Cries harder #gives up*

My mom literally just got a ultra sound on her foot to insure there was no blood clot

#wtf

this is trash but I love her

and I want to curse at how the pic is sideways, but I try my best not to curse so I'll just scream internally

friendly tip from your friendly friend Ivany

if you have a friend that you think is either trans or agender, etc. then you should call them "they" or "them" if you're not sure. If they act like you're crazy, then they're most like cis so stop calling them -uh... I think it's nonbinary I'm sorry I'm not 100% gender savvy- nobinary pronouns.

#friendly tips

wtf is this I didn't even try

#pansexual #this #this is not a good

I hate it when people quote things I didn't say.

Abraham Lincoln

#i'm so sorry

#pride #i don't own this

#pansexual #i want this

friendly tip from your friendly friend Ivany

always check to see if there's toilet paper when going to the bathroom; especially when #2-ing, or as I like to call it, Donald Trumping

#trump is trash #friendly tips

how to tell if someone is not meant for you (or at least for me)

them: I don't like David Bowie

(And that's your cue to leave)

bongospasm

reasons why my ex was no good for me:

He didn't like David Bowie

me: listening to Space Oddity

me: gets on tumblr and music turns off

me:

me: internally screaming

soon

David Bowie made an album called “Outside” that told the story of a cop who is investigating a case of “the art of murder" where the lines between art and everything else are blurred so there are multiple murders that were disregarded as art.

#this will happen one day I can feel it

pettyrevenge

So, my downstairs neighbor is obnoxious. I live in a shitty old 1970s apartment complex with intolerably thin walls, but I’ve never had a problem with loudness from any neighbors. Until the douche canoe downstairs moved in. He blasts his music until 2-3 am. Not just where I can hear the bass drop loud. But I hear every single word. Over my television. I’ve asked him politely to turn it down to no avail. I’ve called the cops. I’ve complained to management. His drunk friends stumble around the stairwell and harass people. This guy is awful.

So now, I place my Bose speaker face down into the floor and play Never Gonna Give You Up loudly on repeat while I go out to the store or leave for a while. But never after hours when it would be a noise violation. But he hears that shit all day. Fuck him.

some boy I know: I like you

Me: snorts

me: y tho

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