certified silly billy

ray william johnson stole my limbs

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

[tall]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[dechtir]

[transmechanicus]

[muddingseason]

Need

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[segamascott]

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[crazysodomite]

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

[maidenczar]

google search "how to want"

[maidenczar]

google search "desire for beginners"

[flipchild]

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

[penguinanimalcrackerr-deactivat]

[profeciegirl]

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has