almost home
roma★
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
DEAR READER
Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON
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todays bird
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
@theartofmadeline
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@toytowns
Hi, I just wanted to share this photo I took. I think in fact, the most Photograph I have ever taken. No, this is not AI, this is a real photo, and whenever I look at it I feel like Tom Haverford staring at that abstract painting in Parks and Rec. Also I took it out the window of a car going 100kph, so, uh, yeah.
ym.nara_mislin on ig
Nonsense draw about Dr. Starline hypothetically surviving the thing that killed him.
Which he didn't. Since, as we all know, he perished. With zero possibility of survival.
my favorite movies
rocketman (2019) — dir. dexter fletcher
Samsung Mymy MY-A245R (1996)
getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing
Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.
Many of you I fear
Boop
black mackerel tabby with high white spotting
bug boys
It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us.
everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”
bitch you’re looking too
three apes looking at a bug
i call this one Blade Goes Shopping In His Blade Clothes Like Its Normal
pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.
like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao
guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.
this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.
ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.
i declined.
shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.
meow *turns to look at u*
The dream team-up only possible due sharing the same parent company, sharing the same studio backlot, and sharing the desire for a ratings bump that only a crossover can bring.
aka that one crossover episode between Sonic-Man Heroes and Chao Boom.
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Based on that one crossover episode between the Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad
work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back
YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended
your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess
your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever
congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it
great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter
