Senior Manager At Eggman Empire HR

Icon and header by: Sony_Shock IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME Circa 1989 My name's Milo 𒄷𒁓𒋫𒀊𒍪𒊏 Tags: Nice stories / My Doodles / Y2K / My photos / Tabby cats / Studying Sumerian / Music I Like / Aesthetics I Like / Ohio Tag Because I Live There / Horror Movie Memery / Toys "Won't you teach me how to love and learn? There'll be nothing left for me to yearn Think of me and burn, and let me hold your hand I don't wanna face the world in tears.... Please think again, I'm on my knees Sing that song to me, no reason to repent I know you wanna say it"

[the-big-mood]

[achillesinhighheels]

Katie Grand for W MAGAZINE

Photographed by Rafael Pavarotti!

[residentshitcunt]

Hi, I just wanted to share this photo I took. I think in fact, the most Photograph I have ever taken. No, this is not AI, this is a real photo, and whenever I look at it I feel like Tom Haverford staring at that abstract painting in Parks and Rec. Also I took it out the window of a car going 100kph, so, uh, yeah.

[moonsworndandelion]

[heartnosekid]

ym.nara_mislin on ig

[adokle]

Nonsense draw about Dr. Starline hypothetically surviving the thing that killed him.

Which he didn't. Since, as we all know, he perished. With zero possibility of survival.

[cautionarylovergirl]

my favorite movies

rocketman (2019) — dir. dexter fletcher

[yodaprod]

Samsung Mymy MY-A245R (1996)

[radiation]

[durbikins]

getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

[durbikins]

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

[senatortedcruz]

Many of you I fear

[everythingfox]

Boop

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[guardianofscrewingup]

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

[shakespork]

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

[scribblescrabbledepartment]

i call this one Blade Goes Shopping In His Blade Clothes Like Its Normal

[slowspinningredemption]

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

[slowspinningredemption]

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

[slowspinningredemption]

[slowspinningredemption]

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

[slowspinningredemption]

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

[slowspinningredemption]

i declined.

[slowspinningredemption]

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

meow *turns to look at u*

[adokle]

The dream team-up only possible due sharing the same parent company, sharing the same studio backlot, and sharing the desire for a ratings bump that only a crossover can bring.

aka that one crossover episode between Sonic-Man Heroes and Chao Boom.

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Based on that one crossover episode between the Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[technofeudalism]

[badnightbrian]