[trabka]

Grif: I knew you wouldn’t agree with it so I went over your head.

Sarge: I’m the boss, Grif.

Grif: Ah, that’s right. So, I went behind your back.

[marctemple]

[merchibis]

hello. bug earrings locus. thank you for your time.

[redvsuwu]

shark shark shark

[trabka]

Church: I’m Tucker's emergency contact.

Doc: So you’re here to pick him up?

Church: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[magicalbluelightning]

Simmons: Grif is a sergeant! He’s the same rank as you now!

Sarge: I understand all of those words separately

[hamsburglar-deactivated20230103]

based on @souths-armpit-hair‘s post

also i imagine that wash’s tone of voice is like in this vine

[hamsburglar-deactivated20230103]

@souths-armpit-hair is a legend who makes iconic posts like this

[bylinehearts]

i mean it when i say the first five seasons of rvb were gold

[trabka]

Omega: after the heist is over, we split up and never communicate again.

Doc, about to unveil his "crime buddies forever" friendship quilt: never?

[trabka]

Washington, to the reds and blues: And remember, if I get harsh with you it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.

[trabka]

Palomo: It hurts my Charles apple.

Bitters: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.

[trabka]

“ There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after.

But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.

Ain't that a bitch.  “

[trabka]

“What’s the matter Temple? Afraid of blood?”

[trabka]

“That’s the last time you try to out smart me, Captain Tucker.”

[trabka]

Connie: Did you know about this? Girls being dropped from 20 feet, it’s unbelievable.

Carolina: I know right. 20 feet, walk it off.

Connie: You know that normal people don’t “walk off” a 20 foot fall, right?

Carolina: So all those times I threw Maine off the building and he was like “AHHH” he wasn’t just being funny?

York: I thought it was funny, Carolina.

[madqueenalanna]

i love how canonically gamma removed himself from wyoming forcibly to escape the meta but then he just went to some abandoned power station so that he could be a shithead to a bunch of randos for like. years. like WHAT a mood