Trace Wiley

Writer/Photographer https://linktr.ee/tracewiley

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[charlon-lumi]

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

[natalieironside]

Tell them to come back with a warrant

[charlon-lumi]

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[natalieironside]

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

[jld-az]

[v8roadworrier]

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[dappermouth]

Standing there still, at the turn in the path — your blurry eyes, always looking back.

[streetvvitch]

[dumbtrannybitch]

if they plug me into the computer and instead of having superpowers, being an animal, and having sex all day, I have to go to an office job amd socialize with A.I.s? I am going to the cave, give me the slop

[charlesoberonn]

[catchymemes]

[vaspider]

Hey @mistresskabooms do you think something like this would work for us?

[exceptionallyautistic]

@candidlyautistic check this out! :o

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is pretty cool!

[auressea]

For my peeps with executive dysfunction!  

You can even make it double sided! 

Fabulous for breaking large/intimidating goals into bite-sized-bits

[somadyoucouldbite]

Oh my -god-

[masamunearts]

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT IDEA OP

[catchymemes]

[atlinmerrick]

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

[dduane]

Same. :)

[hindahoney]

There are now videos of Palestinians protesting in the streets and chanting "We want to live free. Leave us alone, Hamas. You sold our blood for dollars."

Hamas is not Palestine. Palestinians are being used and exploited by Hamas. Hamas is killing their own people. If you actually care about freeing Palestine, free them from terrorism.

[hindahoney]

I want to emphasize that this is from a month ago. Palestinians have BEEN saying that they want Hamas gone even before Hamas put them into a war they didn't want.

[speciesofleastconcern]

[only-tiktoks]

[swan2swan]

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

[aropride]

sorry if i ever act weird i was raised by an insane woman who hates me

[aropride]

[azurasstarr]

The Reverend Daughter

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[eighthdoctor]

[tweet by Laureen Bazzi @laureenbazzi: idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same end ID]

[dealanexmachina]

80% of the work week, 83.3333% of the day at 8pm, 83.333% of the year in October.

[racketghost]

It’s so charming to see this on my dash because Thursday, October, and the number 8 are all the same rusty brown-orange color according to my synesthesia.

[mama-green]

happy Thursday October 8th

[pyromania2014]

Comfy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[queen-mihai]

First it was “go to college”

Then it was “major in STEM”

Then it was “one year experience”

Then it was “three years experience”

Then it was “three years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience”

Then it was five years of DIRECTLY RELATED experience"

Now, if you didn’t practically invent the technology a company uses, you’ve got no shot.

“but I started in the mailr..”

Nobody gives a f*ck about how you started in the mail room. You’re the CEO now. The mail room job is an unpaid internship now, and it requires 3 years of directly related mail delivery experience to even be considered. Sit down.

[queen-mihai]

Holy shit, you reblogged this from 3 years ago and, like… there’s not a word here I’d change

[evilvarric666-archive]

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

[evilvarric666-archive]

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

[evilvarric666-archive]

this is hilarious actually.

[teaboot]

WHERE is the foppish and shameful bastard son of a Duke or lord who will throw unconscionable amounts of money at me to indulge my muses in the large and ugly mansion his wealthy parents have hidden him away in. WHERE are the stupid and inbred lords with large inheritances and a fondness for the arts. I want to make ugly paintings and gaudy clothing and then be flaunted among the duchy like a flat-faced Persian cat. I can do sooooo many amusing little tricks pleeeeeease

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos