[traitorousmercenary]

"Random hug attack!" Hugs you

Alvin turns around and notices a random woman attempting to hug him. “What the-” She succeeds. “I knew I was a magnet with the ladies, but I didn’t think that it was serious.

[revereignition]

Once upon a time….

There was a liar 

and his name was Alvin.

[traitorousmercenary]

"Whoa. Hey now that is going a little over board."

"I am not a liar. You are just gullible."

[traitorousmercenary]

Online

[illuzionslightshow]

Reblog with a picture of your muse's "SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT" face.

[hidden-dance-deactivated2013110]

[challengemyfate-archive]

[wanderingmercenary]

[traitorousmercenary]

[zopheria-deactivated20131019]

[traitorousmercenary]

Offline~

[traitorousmercenary]

Closed RP

[distantxallure-deactivated20150]

"Hey." He gets it from you. ”I’ve ran into people who have had their kids from the future suddenly appear in front of them.” He hadn’t seem to notice her belly though. Luke glanced at the mercenary and hissed at him. He was trying to intimidate the other male but she knew it wasn’t going to work. “It’s Pandora.”

[traitorousmercenary]

"The names Alvin." He notices the wyvern trying to intimidate him. "Could you tell that wyvern to cool it? I am not here to hurt anyone." He doesn't seem to notice her belly though, the monster took more of his attention than that.

[kingofaujoule]

Going to play Xillia~ Laters~

"Musee let go of me."

[traitorousmercenary]

"Looks like Im out for I will get paid better somewhere else."

[traitorousmercenary]

Closed RP

[distantxallure-deactivated20150]

Pandora was petting her wyvern, Luke, to get him to calm down. He had been a little on edge recently due to her being pregnant. She had been feeling pains recently. She didn’t understand how this worked. All someone did was talk to her and now she was suddenly carrying his child due to a greyface spell. She heard that familiar voice and turned her head to see who it was.

[traitorousmercenary]

"Hey there long time no see." He had said with a smirk on his face. "You are looking mighty fine today as well I see. So tell me, do you know anything about some smug looking kid? I mean he said you and I were his parents. Isn't that just funny, I mean I don't even know your name and how could we have a kid?"

[traitorousmercenary]

Closed RP

So I met a kid, who happen to be my son or at least that is what he says... so then, who is the mother or my supposed wife? Alvin thinks to himself as he walks down the road. Doing so he notices someone in his line of vision. It was that woman he flirted with a couple days ago. "Hey there cutie." He says to her.

[realityrepairer]

Stuff that's always welcome in my Inbox

Dead bodies

M!A’s

Really personal questions

Kittens

Questions about the mun

RP’s

requests for a starter

herds of llamas

meme questions

greyfaces

awkward questions

doodles

vicious stabs in the feels

people who want someone to talk to

bombs that need to be defused

movies you think I should watch

haters who need to get their butts kicked (bring it mofo)

questions about nothing in particular

nerdy references

anyone and anything at all

Seriously.

[chainedhawk]

You've just gotten a note that says my Muse is tied up and drugged, waiting for your muse at a certain location. How does your muse react?

[f-abulush-deactivated20200815]

[syndeux-deleted-deactivated2016]

REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR.

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you, but I really love your blog.

YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life.

RED: I think you are arrogant and I’d like to unfollow you, but your blog is awesome so I won’t.

GREY: I wish we were friends and would talk more often.

TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we met.

PINK: I love your blog, it’s one of my favourites.

TEAL: You annoy me at times.

BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.

WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.

GREEN: I think you’re cute.

CORAL: I think my life would be incomplete without you.

BLACK: Black looks good on you.

BROWN: I don’t like you.

gosh this sounds fun! :o

[distantxallure-deactivated20150]

"A greyface put this spell on me…"

[traitorousmercenary]

"Greyface? I haven't met anyone by that name before. Do you think they would pay a mercenary well?" 

[sonofamercenary-blog]

"I’m your son and she’s my mother."

[traitorousmercenary]

"Wait how did this happen? I just met the woman and flirted with her! I did not even get close enough to get her in a bed with me let alone have a child!"

[distantxallure-deactivated20150]

I don’t feel so good…”

[traitorousmercenary]

"What seems to be the matter cutie? Did you drink to much?"

[aim-the-arbnine]

If you give me a '#' my muse will hug yours.

((Even if they haven’t met or have only barely interacted.))

[pukybear]