"Mom, why are you chucking spears at this guy while pregnant with me?"
"That’s because he made some stupid comment."
"So? You want me to steal anything from him?"
"Really don’t think that would help, sweetie…"
"So... Today is the day..."

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"Mom, why are you chucking spears at this guy while pregnant with me?"
"That’s because he made some stupid comment."
"So? You want me to steal anything from him?"
"Really don’t think that would help, sweetie…"
"So... Today is the day..."
"Mom, why are you chucking spears at this guy while pregnant with me?"
"That’s because he made some stupid comment."
"So? You want me to steal anything from him?"
"Mom, why are you chucking spears at this guy while pregnant with me?"
"I’m your son and she’s my mother."
"Wait how did this happen? I just met the woman and flirted with her! I did not even get close enough to get her in a bed with me let alone have a child!"
"Well than, I guess you didn't know that anons have the ability to make people pregnant with someone's child as well. I am here only due to Lady Naga."
nine have found the Lost Guardian
"More people?…I seem to be getting more visitors than usual."
"Isaiah. Who are you?"
"I’m Vult, it’s nice to meet you."
"So where I am?"
"I'm your son and she's my mother."
nine have found the Lost Guardian
"More people?…I seem to be getting more visitors than usual."
"Isaiah. Who are you?"
whEN U FIND OUT SOMEONE REALLY COOL HAS BEEN FOLLWOING U FOR A WHI LE
"What do you guys want?"
"i just wanted to say hello, i’m Takato"
"Isaiah."
"nice to meet you, your parents?"
"Pandora and Alvin."
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Reblogging because I did the thing.
"Wait... did you just call me dad? When did this happen?! I don;'t remember having a kid!"
"You know the ginger haired girl that you flirted with?"
"What do you guys want?"
"i just wanted to say hello, i’m Takato"
"Isaiah."
"Oh come on kid. I need the money."
"Dad, what the hell?"
"What do you guys want?"
"Tell me.." He puts his arm around the boy's shoulder. "Do you need some help? I am a mercenary after all and I have been looking for a client."
"I am fine, thank you very much." This man had not figured out who his similarity to him?
"Hello there kid. Tell me are you here by yourself?"
"Yay, I'm here by myself."
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
"What does it look like to you. A thief goes nowhere without his dagger."