Because the villain for Incredibles 2 seems.. intriguing?
i suddenly need to see this film. for reasons.
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Because the villain for Incredibles 2 seems.. intriguing?
i suddenly need to see this film. for reasons.
I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.
LGBT:
Let’s
Get massaged
By
The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
Buddy,
Dwayne's
Shoulder
Massages are the best
“1. I don’t have a cat. 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT.” (via brenaclifton)
you do now
Congrats on your new cat
This is how owners get their cats.
True Fact.
i love their little clown-car honk of a meow. 💕
my cat used to do that before they realised that yowling got folks to pay attention faster.
Jester sings “Popular”
marry me, jester, you little tiefling weirdo. <3
Eartha Kitt speaking truth to power at a 1968 luncheon at the White House hosted by Lady Bird Johnson which resulted in Kitt being blacklisted in the US for nearly a decade.
let it be known that on January 18th, 1968, Eartha Kitt stood in a room full of white women at The Women Doers Luncheon, GOT IN LADYBIRD JOHNSON’S FACE, and told her that the government was sending the best of the youth off to be shot and killed and, in not so many words, that THAT was the reason the youth were rebelling. She ALSO stopped President Johnson after he made a statement claiming that mothers should be responsible for stopping their kids from becoming criminals and asked about “the parents who have to go to work, for instance, who can’t spend time with their children as they should”. It was brushed off by LBJ who only mentioned the funding for day care centers put in place by the recently passed Social Security bill, and then more or less said that the women at that luncheon should figure it out for themselves.
She was blacklisted, but she defended every word she said that day.
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What's the bestest part of hypnosis for you?
The surrealism of it.
Mmm.
Double bind: “I don’t know if your mind is going to melt first, or this clock is going to melt first.”
Also:
“Your memory isn’t going to be very persistent when I’m done with you.”
*Drops my postmodernist mic.*
Look I am exclusively posting meme content now and this counts
i dyed my hair red to cover the green dye i've had for ages. it's awfully orange now. @.@
I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.
As much as I dislike the new Mickey voice for these, they’re actually legitimately funny and hilariously dark compared to what they usually let Mickey and friends do.
This looks like a typical D&D campaign where one person in the party keeps rolling 20s and making the DMs life difficult.
i can't believe my d&d character is actually donald duck. smdh
Room of Lights
“Thank god it’s Friday.” Chris uttered as he opened the house door and walked inside. He felt like shit, both physically and emotionally, after the past several weeks and the hell he went through. Physically, Chris was tired because of long days at work thanks to some major safety problems with a new product. Emotionally, he was exhausted because of the death of his grandmother and the family drama which ensued afterwards.
Chris knew the family problems would continue for time, but things had started to settle down some for the moment. Plus, the problems at work had reached a point to where Chris could have a full weekend off. A full weekend off with Jane, alone for the first time in a very long time. Chris basically had this weekend planned out with some games, movies, and sexy time. However, something was wrong because all the lights in the house were off and Jane wasn’t in the living room playing video games or watching movies despite her being off and her car in the driveway.
“Tulip!” Chris called out as he started to walk through the house to look for Jane. “Tulip!”
“I’m back here in the spare bedroom!” Jane replied as she opened a door and then closed it after she had stepped out into the hallway to greet Chris.
“Curious, what were you doing in there?”
“Nothing really,” Jane replied sweet and innocently. “Just a project I’ve been working on all day.”
"Ah okay, why do I feel like this project of yours either involves hypnosis or BDSM somehow?”
"Bwhahaha! I will neither confirm nor deny either of those possibilities. Now go get changed so we can start having some fun!”
"Yes my Tulip.” Chris replied with a slight grin on his face as he turned around and headed towards the master bedroom.
Thirty minutes later
*knock knock*
"Come in,” Jane shouted through the closed bedroom door. Chris slowly opened the door to a room with almost no light. The rooms two windows were covered with blackout curtains which were also somehow secured to the wall to keep as much sunlight out as possible. With the possibility of sunlight eliminated, the only other light in the room was a very dim light bulb hungover a small reading chair in the center of the room.
"Take a seat!” Jane stepped out of the shadows and pointed at the chair. In the light Chris could tell Jane had taken a quick shower and changed clothes before she came back to the room. Jane had done her hair up in a bun and was wearing one of Chris’s t-shirts and a pair of pj pants. The comfy domme costume she liked to call this look which meant whatever she had planned would take some time.
"Hehe!” Chris could never keep himself from chuckling a little when ever he saw this outfit. “You know I can never take you seriously in that outfit. Hehe!”
"Does it look like I care?” Jane pointed at her slightly annoyed face. “Besides, what I have planned will take a while and I want to be as comfortable as possible. Now, please take a seat or I will come over there and drag you to the seat!”
"Y-yes m’lady!” Chris gulped as he walked to the chair.
"Good boy!” Jane said as she patted Chris’s head after he sat down. “So, you’ve been so stressed out I wanted to surprise you with something and I really think you’re going to like it.”
Jane flipped the switch on a nearby powerstrip and the room was suddenly filled with light. Light of multiple colors which pulsed and seemed to somehow pulse at the same time. With the new lights on Chris could now see Jane had spread rope lights all over the walls and hung some from the ceiling.
“W-well.” Chris took a sharp breath as his attention was being drawn to the nearest set of lights.
"I knew you’d love this surprise.” Jane whispered into Chris’s ear as his attention was pulled more and more to the lights. For the next several minutes, Jane continued to whisper in Chris’s ear about how relaxed he was and how deeply entranced he was. Jane continued this till she felt Chris had dropped enough and then…
*Snap*
Chris’s heavy eyelids finally closed and his head tilted forward as he fully dropped into trance at the snap. Jane gently tilted Chris’s head back till it rested on the back of the chair in a more comfortable position. With him in a more comfortable position Jane could fractionate him till he was at the depth she needed him for her plan to work. When she was satisfied with Chris’s depth, Jane moved forward with the first part of her plans for the weekend.
"Good boy! Now for the first part of our weekend, I want you to drain all of your thoughts from your head. They’ll come back to you later, but for right now I want you as blank and empty as you can be. Once you are completely blank and empty of all thought I want you to give me a nod.” Jane stopped and waited for Chris to nod his head. She didn’t have to wait long as Chris nodded soon after.
"Good boy! So completely empty and blank for me right now. I want you to notice something else while you are here in this state. I want you to notice the calmness and quiet as all your thoughts, stress, and worries have been drained away right now. So peaceful and so quiet in your head right now as all the trash from the last several weeks has vanished leaving you with nothing but the peace and quiet. For the first part of our weekend, all I want you to do right now is enjoy the peace and the quiet as all your stress, worries, and other trash of the past few weeks is gone and you can just drift right now…” Jane flipped the switch on the power strip again to turn the lights off as she didn’t need them on anymore right now. Carefully, Jane walked over the couch across from Chris and flipped another switch and the area around the couch illuminated with soft white lights. She sat down on the couch across from Chris and picked up a book from the table next to the couch. The plan was for Chris to be out for a while and even though Jane knew he would most likely be ok. Jane didn’t want to take a chance though and had planned to stay with Chris just incase anything happened.
One hour later
Chris was an exceptional subject and Jane knew he could stay under for a very long time. Still he had his limits and he was at the point where he would either naturally wake up or sleep the rest of the night. While sleep seemed like a good option, Jane knew Chris was more likely to wake up then sleep. Jane sit her book down, got up from the couch, and walked over to Chris in order to start to bring him back up.
“You have been such a good boy for me my Sunflower. However, it is time for you to wake up. In a second I’m going to count up to five and when I reach five you will be fully awake, feeling refreshed and energized. Starting at One…” Jane began to slowly count up and at each step she would give Chris her usual awakinger instructions till finally…
“Five, wide awake feeling refreshed and full of energy. How are we feeling?” Jane asked as she handed Chris a water bottle and then sat down on the floor across from him.
“Good.” Chris took a couple of sips of water. “Amazing really, it felt not having the stress and worries of the past several weeks for a little bit.”
After taking a few more sips Chris sat down the water bottle down beside the chair and slide out of his chair into a hug with Jane. At first she was caught off guard, but quickly wrapped her arms around Chris and hugged him back. However, Chris started to cry into Jane’s shoulder as he squeezed her tighter.
"Chris?” Jane started to pull away some to look Chris in the face. “Are you ok? Did I do something wrong?”
"I-I’m fine.” Chris choked out between sobs. “And you did nothing wrong, it just felt really good to not have all that junk in my head for bit.”
"Good,” Jane breathed a sigh of relief. “I’m glad I was able help you clear that junk from your head for a while.”
"Thank you!” Chris fell back into Jane’s shoulder with a smile of appreciation on his face.
"Funny thing, I’ve got you crying and hugging on me right now and I haven’t even started to play with you yet.”
"I’m sure we’ve got plenty of time for that my Tulip. I mean I was only out for like, what? Twenty minutes or so.” Chris lifted his head from Jane’s shoulder to look her in the face. The amused and slight evil grin on Jane’s face told Chris just about all he needed to know.
"Bwhaha. You think it was only about twenty minutes, try more like an hour sweetie. Don’t worry though,” Jane said as she saw the slight look of concern cross Chris’s face. “The hour was all part of the master plan for the weekend. I needed you out of your head and to forget all the stress and worries of the last several weeks. I figured an hour of empty and mindless trance before the fun started would help you push past all that trash. That way you could enjoy everything I have planned for this weekend.”
"Always the planner. So, what’s next oh great planner?” Chris said as he repeatedly bowed before Jane like she was some kind of goddess who must be worshipped.
“Food, specifically your favorite Mexican restaurant.”
"When were you able to pick that up?”
"I had some friends pick it up and drop it off for us.” Jane stood up and then helped Chris up as well. “Like you said, always the planner. Now let’s go eat because you are going to need that energy for the rest of the weekend.”
"Haha, now that you mention it. My stomach is kind of rumbling from a long day at work and no breaks really.”
"Good lets go eat!”
"Yes, my Tulip.” Chris replied as he followed Jane out the door and into the kitchen.
Nobody expects the PATTERN INTERRUPT.
Based on a True Story.
I looked up the source of this and um, why are we not also posting what happens next in this very same story?
(by the way, if you can recognize the back of Robin’s head, you can recognize that Batman would never do that - he’s either mind controlled or in some alternate reality where he’s evil, the latter of which turns out to be the case. The out of character dickishness is what’s funny to me!)
10/10; would add a hypnosis machine from the crime doctor to my hypnodungeon
jane is so very much My Type™
Using Their Pleasure Against Them (class notes)
I’ve taught this class twice now (at @nychpnokinkgroup and @hypnosisnewjersey) with two faaabulous demo bottoms (thanks again @zanythoughts and @meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit!). Here are the class notes, for anyone following along at home! Again, I am NOT an authority on this, just speaking from my own experience, but I’m happy to answer any questions that I can!
You don’t need floggers or ropes to make someone beg for mercy, or to push all of your partner’s subbiest buttons. With some creativity (and maybe a little hypnosis), you can achieve all of these effects with pleasure as easily as you can with pain.
This class will touch on techniques for hypnotic pleasure, and their applications in teasing, predicaments, and power play—as well as, of course, some associated safety and consent practices. Come learn fun new ways to mess and be messed with!
(This class is primarily top-directed, but subjects, subs, bottoms, etc. are all very welcome and there will be plenty of useful information for all, not to mention gratuitous sexy demos.)
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Show Me, Don’t Tell Me
Or,
“Glitch Goes Off On A Convoluted Ramble & Attempts To Figure Out The Thoughts In Her Head”
I may lurk. But I observe the way people interact with each other. I’ve learned to read the vibes people give off. I trust my instincts. I use these things as tools in an effort to screen people who want my attention, especially those who want to play with my mind.
Someone who I’m acquainted with, but haven’t spoken to in a rather long time, reached out to contact me. We’d done hypno things once or twice, but I didn’t like the vibes I was getting, and eventually stopped communicating with them.
After a few lines of catching up, they essentially ask me if I’ve been experiencing any hypno lately. In my head I was thinking “It’s none of your damn business whether I am or not”, but I said something like “Occasionally, yeah.”
After a bit more conversation, they asked if I wanted to do hypno things with them. I gave a vague-ish answer that implied that I wasn’t really interested.
They proceeded to start giving me reasons why I should do things with them, reasons that made me even less interested in doing things with them.
A few excerpts from our conversation:
Them: “I am a nice tist”
Me: “Saying things like “I’m a nice tist” doesn’t mean anything to me, since it’s just you saying that, and there is no proof.”
Me: “..that doesn’t mean i’ll do it with just anyone.”
Them: “I am not anyone :) ”
Me: “I guess what i’m trying to ask is, Why should I do these sorts of things with you? What makes you someone I should respect/trust?
Them: “Well we have known each other a bit. I think some trust is there, and I would like to think you know I have your best interests at heart. So I think I am above most anyone else. I have lots of experience, time. I dunno, wasn’t planning on selling myself. I think we would both enjoy working together.”
I probably could have expressed myself better, as I most certainly did not mean “sell yourself” when I asked the question.
I think the point that I was trying (and failed?) to make was:
Don’t tell me that you’re a nice hypnotist. Don’t tell me that you’d like to think I know you have my best interests at heart. Don’t tell me I can trust you.
Instead:
Show me that you’re interested in getting to know me. Show me that you are concerned for my comfort and safety. Show me why I should respect you. Show me that I can trust you with my mind.
it sounds like it's a case of them failing to understand how to interact with people, rather than you failing to get your point across!
vanilla folks do this kind of thing all the time, where they'll crawl out of the woodwork any time they spot an opportunity for a date (like a changed relationship status on facebook). they don't understand that by only interacting with someone when sex is on the table, they're making it clear that that's the only thing they're interested in. by never sticking around when that person's unavailable, it shows they're totally uninterested in getting to know them as a person. buuuut on the plus side, it makes it easy to filter out folks who aren't really worth spending time with.
Sleep
this is close to what i feel like when told to drop deeper and deeper!
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