[tdrawsstuff]

Okay so imma make a troll based on poll results, I'll give each poll 7 days to complete, vote, like and reblog we'll go one at a time with these things

which caste rank?

Red/Burgundy

Orange/Bronze

Yellow/Gold

Olive/Cat

Teal

Cerulean/Cobalt

Indigo/Blue

Purple/Clown

Violet or Fuchsia

other (mutant or lime)

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

[chr0m-art]

Someone on my last post asked where was Scooby and they were so right so here’s the fucking dog ever

[trandom]

Shout out to that one ancient Greek dude who thought semen came from the brain down from the spine to the balls during the deed

[diaryofandnwoman]

#whitewomantears

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

this needed to be said. allies need to stop overstepping their boundaries. you are a guest in these communities. do not take the attention from them. and stop praising other allies, for being decent humans. 

instead of praise straight white people for being ok, give your support to this who need it, the affected communities.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

keep forgetting I have an assigned gender. blows my mind every time. utterly wild. crazy world we live in

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[k-asino]

FUCK THIS TUSIGIFKFMFKEKEHHWJEHWJW I DIDNT MISS THIS

[bukatra]

Theres an actual AO3 fanfiction of this. And… its damn good writing.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

aw shucks!

[screaming-moss]

This post is like getting slapped in the face multiple times… and then having you’re neck snapped.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the best comment i’ve gotten so far is “i’m enjoying this (derogatory)”

[thegirlthatcriesacademia]

— Trista Mateer, “Peaches”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[nerdyvocals]

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

[whatrturtles]

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[dies-first]

Testing new photoshop brushes w one of my favorite bot thot convos

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[blazingspirit]

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.

[angelicforce]

Cozy Homemade Creamer

Best enjoyed during Autumn but I drink this year round

1. Coffee of your choosing I think this best goes with any sort of nutty or mild coffee. I typically use Green Mountain's butter pecan coffee

2. A dash of cinnamon

3. A dash of Nutmeg

3. Honey to taste, for a vegan option I've used agave nectar

4. Sugar to taste

5. Evaporated milk or you can use oat milk for a vegan option. Not too much if you're using evaporated milk as it's creamier than regular creamer unless you want to of course (:

6. (optional) I top mine with just a bit of heavy whipping cream that I foamed up

Stir all of this with whatever measurements to your liking! I've just found this to be a good option if you've run out of your regular creamer and may have these sitting around or if you want a nice cozy caffeinated drink.

If you use this let me know if you like it! Hope you enjoy <3

[queenmoriarty]

bye imma move into a hut and become a forest witch 🧙‍♀️