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[sadocanist]

Who wants a gropey big spoon

[ambroseaphrodisiac]

god im still thinking about the show dog thing. being strapped down and put on display and just being soooo obedient about it because im getting so much attention and I wanna make my owner proud. genuinely just obsessed with the idea of people talking about me and touching me like im not even there, like I don’t have any say in it. because why should a dog like me have any say?

[fangkissed]

I’m obsessed with the idea of having the best behaved and prettiest mutt. I want to spend the whole dog show being hard on my pup, striking their inner thighs with a riding crop to get them to spred further and show off their holes, dressing them up in the finest collar, making sure their coat is perfectly groomed, not a hair out of place. I want other owners to ask what my secret is- how I train them so good.

There is no secret- the key is to make your puppy want to win. To want to make me proud. After they get first place, I take puppy home and give them a special treat all while wearing their blue ribbon. My little best in show. Pushed hard- then spoiled rotten.

[shaking-bones]

The concept of forcemasc from a femboy.. a pretty little femboy forcemascing you, convincing you of how big and strong you really are, but also making you a pathetic mess, calling you handsome. You know you could overpower him but you don’t want to, you’re too busy thinking with your dick, he’s just making you feel too good..

[trans-mutt-pup-switch]

Glad to meet ya! What’s your favorite pass time?

A few!!! I love being in nature and going on drives! I love crafts and keeping my hands busy. I’m obsessed with music and constantly have it playing. I have a goal to listen to an album a day and 1 new album a week.

Also pet space is a big one!! I love letting my brain go mindless lol

How about you?!

[hunted-seraphim]

i heart weed, transgenderism, and jacking off (preferably at the same time)

[kannibalpup]

being treated like a dog but.. literally

“heel” when i wander off or you want me close

“spin” when im showing my outfit

“sit” when you want me on my knees

“down” when you want me to lay on you

whistle/click when you want me to look/my attention

“atta boy”/“good boy” when i listen

[itmightrain]

The thing about gay sailors in the Victorian era is that England and America had totally different takes on it. In the british navy they could, and did, literally kill men for having consensual relationships with other men. But in the US navy, even tho John Adams literally copied England's naval regulations when making America's version, he chose to leave out every proscription against sodomy. And no one knows why!!! England was like hmm yes the death penalty and America was like i dont really see how thats my business. And like gay American sailors could still be charged with things like "uncleanliness" or "indecency" (charges that were vague enough to cover a lot of different things) but bc it wasnt specifically forbidden in the regulations "the commanding officers [were given] wide discretion to prosecute, punish, or ignore."*

And by and large US officers seem to have ignored it. We literally have the records of every flogging (the most extreme form of punishment allowed during these specific years) onboard a naval vessel for the years of 1846-1848 and almost all of the cases that involved homosexual activity "unambiguously refer to male/male homosexual activity involving attempted assaults on children, not consensual couplings between adults."* There are also multiple recorded instances throughout the Victorian Era of an American sailor coming forward with a charge of sexual assault and pulling in other sailors or even officers as witnesses who tell their captain yeah i totally saw them and didn't say anything until this sailor told me it was nonconsensual. There are even records recorded by naval recruitment officers of men with extremely explicit gay tattoos being allowed to join the navy. Why did the US navy not care enough to even include it in the regulations while the British navy literally hanged men for it??? Were we so hard up for sailors that John Adams was like bitch we need every gay sailor we can get????

And weirdly enough this was true on American Whaling ships too! In the recorded cases where homosexual activity led to sailors being disciplined (in some cases punishment so mild as just being dropped off their ship at the next port) it was usually in situations where rape was involved and/or there was a high degree of ship disruption related to it (guys getting into a public knife fight for example). Idk I just think thats so interesting especially when America and England were so similar to be so different in this particular area is fascinating

*quotes from Unruly Desires: American Sailors and Homosexualities in the Age of Sail by William Benemann

[bigmickswingin]

Adams is also the right to legal counsel and innocent until proven guilty guy.

being against arbitrary prosecution seems to have been a Thing for that guy

although its not unexpected that [tumblr] finds talking about gay sailors way more fun. anyway, here's an Adams quote taken way out of context as a little treat:

"The shortest road to men’s hearts is down their throats."

(which could mean nothing)

[realmenstophere-deactivated2025]

I yearn for the whimpers of a good boy.

[trans-mutt-pup-switch]

I yearn to whimper for a worthy Dom sub 🤝 I yearn for the whimpers of a good boy Dom

[augvian56]

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[pothos-prince]

So I can find this later.

[mindless-k]

bimboification this bimboification that what about himboification what if i wanna be a silly dumb slutty guy HUH

[catboycrack]

Thinking about a sub so desperate to please their switch partner that they'd even dom them.

Their partner is feeling submissive for a bit and doesn't expect their sub to be able to help them, but the sub carefully takes control from their partner. Gently using everything they've learned their partner enjoys in order to dominate them and give them the most pleasure possible. Controlling them and pleasuring them all as an act of service. Even while dominating they're a slave to their partner's desires.

[trans-mutt-pup-switch]

🐶

[neckstime-deactivated20140216]

Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

[chisel-fitness]

Im game

[trans-mutt-pup-switch]

Only for the next 6 hours ask me ANYTHING 👀👀👀

[trans-mutt-pup-switch]

I think it’s finally time to reopen my dm’s. If you’ve been wanting to chat and have been to nervous here’s your open invite. If you’ve wanna chat with an emo, socially awkward 26 year old switch hit up my dms. Bonus points if you are a mutual or live in western NY but anyone can message!

[muttgrowls]

Being talked about like an actual dog. "My dog kept me up last night," "my dog plays a bit rough," "my dog is a bit reactive."

[muttgrowls]

Feed me edibles like dog treats until I'm so high, I have no shame and try to hump anything I can? Then push me down and play with/inspect my puppy parts until I'm a whimpering, whining mess?

[muttgrowls]

"top shortage" you assume every shy person you meet is strictly a bottom