Qapla' @trans-sorcerer - Tumblr Blog

I hope everyone has a good morning except for the user who put bts feet in the april fools tag

#i rose from the dead just to post this god #don't attack me for having standards for human behavior pls and thanks #april fools

thee-fairy-child-deactivated202

A quick message for y'all

You can’t be

Transphobic

And like

Metroid

Because

Samus

Is canonically a

Trans woman

And you can

Die mad about it

Sorry

Terfs and tranphobes

You can’t have her

the-lovebug-files

Reblogging here because y'all nasties need to acknowledge this

critical-lucina

astroe

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

breastforce

having both depression and anxiety

kiertea

i love how everyone in the cast of cr has their own ways of rolling dice. like for example taliesin shakes the dice in his hand for a long time before letting go while sam just picks it up and drops it like a fuckin rock in a claw machine

larkandkatydid

When my mother gets into facebook fights with her childhood friends who grew up to be racists, she passive-aggressively fucks with them by making a donation to a local refugee assistance organization in the name of their immigrant grandmothers, a donation large enough that they get a card from the organization saying so. She passive aggressively fucks with the same demographic of friends who #bluelivesmatter by commenting with details about the various petty crimes they committed together as teens, e.g. “Wow Joey, where was all the respect for blue lives when we hotboxed your uncle’s patrol car?”

And obviously both these approaches are specific to former juvenile delinquent turned UMC babyboomer but it feel still inspirational in that we can all find our own chaotic good pettiness niche.

kiertea

i love how everyone in the cast of cr has their own ways of rolling dice. like for example taliesin shakes the dice in his hand for a long time before letting go while sam just picks it up and drops it like a fuckin rock in a claw machine

larkandkatydid

When my mother gets into facebook fights with her childhood friends who grew up to be racists, she passive-aggressively fucks with them by making a donation to a local refugee assistance organization in the name of their immigrant grandmothers, a donation large enough that they get a card from the organization saying so. She passive aggressively fucks with the same demographic of friends who #bluelivesmatter by commenting with details about the various petty crimes they committed together as teens, e.g. “Wow Joey, where was all the respect for blue lives when we hotboxed your uncle’s patrol car?”

And obviously both these approaches are specific to former juvenile delinquent turned UMC babyboomer but it feel still inspirational in that we can all find our own chaotic good pettiness niche.

spillybun-deactivated20190921

Ominous positivity

spillybun-deactivated20190921

You will be okay. You have no choice.

jadedsoggy

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

justabirdy

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

bixbiboom

incoastalstates

daggerfall

Back pain? Have you tried:

scumbagsblog

Merry Christmas everyone

millennial-review-deactivated20

agnesmontague

thebootydiaries

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

peepthehooror

u sound like a virgin

thebootydiaries

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

mossluvrs-moved-deactivated2019

also while we’re talking about nanaimo, a 17 year old indigenous girl went missing from the city yesterday. please also bring attention to that so we can get her home safely.