[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[sobcat]

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[ahotknife]

megan lynne

[04k96]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[firstprinced]

Heated Rivalry | 1.01 | Rookies

[64mpg]

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over