Trans-Spiders

🕷️Tom-28-He/Him/It🕷️ Not consistent in content or fandom Horror blog: the-blair-witch-reject Aesthetic blog: the-radiant-thulite

[neosporinwound]

Never let me make memes again

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[junkfoodcinemas]

Airplane II - The Sequel (1982) dir. Ken Finkleman

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[petitcroc]

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[bill-nye-official-blog]

those guns are two women

[silver-tongues-blog]

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

[kihaku-gato]

[uncle-alam]

fagging out in these most treacherous of conditions

[smallestchurch]

Figure you can just leave? Figure your frilly friend is more important? She’s no friend. She stands up for herself. She follows only her own rules. Next to her, you sheep are worth nothing.

KAMIKAZE GIRLS (2004) dir. Tetsuya Nakashima

[nyasm]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[bastam]

There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.

[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]

[illegaltruffle]

spearga and her delicious slorg dinner army for @sweetchimera-art

[maraquan-gelert]

fish 🐟

[too-hot-to-hoot]

Classic 90's Barbie comics

[backstepping]

sorry. i’m all booked up.