underappreciated things from twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier
the entire scene of jeff blim reenacting two separate personalities from twisted, but especially the callback to “you live here?” “i’m squattin’ here” where he’s “but i live here” “NOOOOOOOO you’re just squattin’ here”
joe walker’s Royal Vizier makeup, specifically the lipstick damn it’s good
the way that dylan says “a song is often a prelude…………… to a DIACK”
robert manion, just in general. the one hit wonder that i fell in love with throughout the course of the musical
jim pavolo!!! i love him so much??? that deep voice can straight up eviscerate me and i would say thank you and sorry for inconveniencing him
the way that they say “totties” i’m just screeching it’s so cute and also hilarious
in the same vein, the little gestures that jeff does when he’s explaining about the princess
SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC CARPET
in the opening number when lauren asks “why is every one in the kingdom white” and jeff in the background just “mostly welsh actually”
“they’re stretch marks. they happen.”
he fucked a tigerrrrrrrrrr~
joe’s little “what” after they call him a tiger fucker for the last time
“usually when you poison my wine it means you wanna talk what’s up are you mad at me”
rachael forgetting aladdin’s name and spelling it wrong because that’s the cutest shit ever i’m sobbing
mrs. robinson you’re trying to seduce me.
“this wouldn’t have happened if you’d fixed the socio-economic inequality like you’d promised, ja’far”
dylan’s face after jim walks in after a song is a dick in sheep’s clothing
It is you, you’re just wearing different clothes.
how fucking attractive jeff blim is, i’m actually screeching he’s a hot boy
I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
robert doing the wooshy noises of the carpet
“do you think ja’far could be right about aladdin?” (multiple yes answers, cameraman nods)
one person in the crowd says “i don’t think so”
hey where do hippopotamuses come from? “africa” SEE YOU’D FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU SORCERER
i only wished to have a COAT made out of PUPPIES
why would you do that?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
that’s insane! that’s insane.
denise’s little “but. but the puppy coat. the puppy coat”
Oh. Didn’t my tiger eat your ass? (beat) TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER
bring achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt-
ja’far? Ja’farrr. Ja’FAR!
BEHOLD!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the Djinn being super in awe of the audience
“i’ve got to become” a Dickfor. “what’s a dick for?” BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE- oh shit (trips over cape)
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. you’re the guy who killed my parents.
wait. if i’m you? then that means. i KiLlEd My PaReNtS?
“what’re you gonna do with the lamp?” WISH FOR STUFF jACKASS!!!!!!!
ok jesus christ i don’t know what’s going on here
ja’far! you’re like. a devil guy.
the smug lil look on rachael’s face after she buys the entirety of Pixar to end the war
“don’t you mean….. princess?”
“oh. i am so sorry, princess.”
joe’s tiny “wait what happened to ja’far?”
RACHAEL’S LITTLE “you’re a diamond in the rough” BECAUSE I DIDN’T NEED MY FUCKING HEART
phenomenal cosmic powers. shitty, shitty living space.
“and may the rats ejaculate upon you”
maybe if you kept your face out of that motherfucking book like ok belle go back to reading
the very subtle gayness of abdul and the captain before abdul dies it’s so cute and pure and i sob
first i lost her to the sultan. then i lost her to heaven. DAMN DYLAN YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD AND YET
the one line that Jim sings all by himself “’cause you STOLE my DAUGHTER’S HYMEN” and it’s surprisingly soulful
it’s enough to make me wish i were lowly and poor……… but like. with money!
joe walker just in general he kinda stole the show for me a lil because he’s so good at playing villains especially prince achmed
uh huh. we put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead.
yep. out of the highest window of the highest tower.
dylan’s little high note at the end of “1001 Nights”
Science says you’re dead and gone forever, reason says I’m talking to the air…
thanks Dylan you’ve hurt me again
“is your penis an innie or an outie.”
OH YEAH ALSO THE KISS AT THE END LIKE YEAH DYLAN AND MEREDITH GET SOME
The Entire Musical Folks Just Please Appreciate This Musical More It’s So Fucking Good
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