I fucking love frogs @transfroggirl - Tumblr Blog

The Negidrill art begins

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

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Frog but bigger? Call that a large frog

#frogblr #frog #big boi

Do frogs walk please help me I don't know please help me I'm serious right now

Frog

#frog

Also, to anyone reading my blog, if you can't tell, I am autistic. I wouldn't be so obsessed with frogs if I wasnt

#autism

The reason I'm a socialist is because under capitalism, climate change kills wildlife, as well as a multitude of other reasons, but I first became a socialist was when I learned frogs were extremely vulnerable to climate change.

#serious #/srs by the way #frogblr

If the frogs die and God does nothing to stop it, then God is not good nor just. If the frogs go extinct, God is a tyrant.

#frogblr #religon #i fucking hate the ucp my country used to be full of frogs but due to them not helping the frogs they are slowly going extinct

I wanna pet a seal so bad they go flop flop all around it's great.

#seals #seal #they go SQUEESH

The feminine urge to slurp up a snake like a spaghetti noodle.

#snakes #comedy

Trans girl in a can: free her

#transfem #transgender #comedy #queer

What if raccoons could fly

#raccoons #raccoon #shitpost

God I wish frogs were better at thinking, they have no thoughts. Their brain is a pea, but God bless 'em.