Unrelenting Fat Kid

Transboy, Big Mouth, No Problems. Nooga Queer, 25. 5+ years on that manjuice. Tit-free since July 2014.

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[ultrafacts]

Some of the unusual sentences

During heavy blizzards, he ordered defendants to clear snow at a retirement home.

A man caught with a loaded gun was sent to a morgue to see corpses.

A man who shot a dog was sentenced to donating 40 lbs of dog food on every holiday to the Lake County Animal Shelter.

Two teenagers who scrawled 666 on a nativity figure had to lead a donkey through the streets, with a sign saying: “Sorry for the jackass offense

Teenagers who flattened tires on school buses were ordered to throw a picnic for the primary school children whose outing was cancelled due to the prank.

A man who shouted “pigs” at police officers was made to stand on a street corner with a 350-pound pig and a sign that said “This is not a police officer.”

An 18 year old male who stole pornography from an adult book store was ordered to sit outside the store wearing a blindfold and holding a sign that read “See no evil.”

A woman who skipped out on a cab fare was ordered to walk 30 miles in 48 hours. Thirty miles was the length the cab had driven her before she skipped out on the fare.

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[comrademugsy]

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

[breelandwalker]

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.

[jesperfahey]

[mollystanard]

It’s Friday night at ΦΦΦ!

Here they are, all together, the girls of Tri Phi! This wraps up my fall illustration thesis. Stay tuned for whatever secrets I pull outta my sleeves next semester!! (throws confetti)

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[tastefullyoffensive]

How God Created Animals (via boredpanda) Previously: Dad Tweets

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Aren’t Chihuahuas actually the result of selective breeding?

[lastqueenofmars-is-thugassduck]

The smaller dog are like these genetically mutantzdid someone refer to a donkey as a less sexy horse???

[rosaymami]

Man y'all ever met someone

You don’t know them for long.. But they just get it. They get you and it’s the most amazing feeling in the world.

[snuh]

[onion-souls]

Great idea that will have no negative consequences: Witch hunters, but for clowns

[heliicon-archive-blog]

something like this actually happened at UMass Amherst

[onion-souls]

Good. The people of Massachusetts have traditionally been very rational and level-headed in their witchhunts.

[shencomix]

[morepayne]

Stranger Things cast handing out Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches at the 2016 Emmy’s

[thatsthat24]

Why must they make me love them more?

[byhk]

[societykillscreativity]

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[micdotcom]