always sky high

natalia kerrington. 31 yo. video editor for the wwe. just a roleplaying blog! 18+ closed. mun is 30.

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let me edit dan until i'm dead

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🫡

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bruh, i'm so in love with him, tell him to stop making it worse.

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june things

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Randy did what

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you're so pretty and your thighs are so thicc and wowie.

[predator-apex]

Randy did what

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nothing, pumpkin.

[champagnereliever]

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

[champagnereliever]

Does he have enough to cover all of that? Genuinely asking.

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.... uhhh, how many millis would it be

[champagnereliever]

A lot. I will not have solid numbers for about 24 hours.

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A LOT OF MILLIS? bro. hit me up with the solid number when you can, smh.

[champagnereliever]

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

[champagnereliever]

Does he have enough to cover all of that? Genuinely asking.

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.... uhhh, how many millis would it be

[champagnereliever]

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

[champagnereliever]

I do not want to think about children in conjunction with dick pills.

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exactly. so we can't. soz.

[champagnereliever]

This is only if my primary source of funding cannot cover everything. But we are working with a short time frame here.

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randy wouldn't even notice if i used his card, plz.

[champagnereliever]

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

[champagnereliever]

I do not want to think about children in conjunction with dick pills.

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exactly. so we can't. soz.

[champagnereliever]

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

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DON'T YOU DARE

[champagnereliever]

He is going to manage to get them in there somehow, at least this takes it from being a 30 foot long dick joke and makes it a reminder of possible side effects.

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no... no, parker, he doesn't have to win... don't let him win... think of the children.

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I REFUSE TO BE SEEN NEAR A BONER PILL, I REFUSE

[champagnereliever]

I will counter offer the Blue Chew Lazy River. If you are in there for longer than four hours we contact a medical professional.

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DON'T YOU DARE

[vxcalhubris]

Alls I can think about is having one big vacation/adult summer camp thing where people go for a week to lose their minds and have an insane time and then I realize I have no one to fund this idea and I get sad and sip wine on my balcony to think of other shit

[vxcalhubris]

I, of course, get naming rights and seen as an innovator for it being pulled off without a hitch. And throwing someone under the bus if it ends up like Fyre Fest

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don't let him get away with this, Parker.

[champagnereliever]

I believe the chief investor would get naming rights, actually. He has clearly never had to negotiate these things.

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YOU TELL HIM, PARKER. HELL YEAH.

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Dumb ho would do it to promote his Blue Crew endorsed podcast and I'd have to simply not go. Smh.

[vxcalhubris]

YOU WILL RIDE THE BLUE CHEW™️ 30 FOOT POWER WATERSLIDE AND LIKE IT

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I'd rather die.

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Dumb ho would do it to promote his Blue Crew endorsed podcast and I'd have to simply not go. Smh.

[vxcalhubris]

You wouldn’t want a supply of Blue Chew in the rooms???

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BITCH, I DON'T NEED IT.

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Dumb ho would do it to promote his Blue Crew endorsed podcast and I'd have to simply not go. Smh.