what a piece of junk!

jess - 21 - he/they hi. i'm jesse and i'm too dysfunctional to executive. mostly star wars, the mummy, jurassic park, kingdom hearts, parks n rec, and shitposts. the leia to my luke ★ the han to my luke hanluke is like crack to me don't come near me

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

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Not a scratch. Would you just get goin’, you pirate?

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[babyanimalgifs]

Here is a goat doing yoga. You’re welcome.

more baby animals here

[mybodyis-a-nicolascage-deactiva]

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my son

[theoldness]

im the spoon

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

[cinemascoped-deactivated2019012]

This is our chance to make a real difference.

[spacexualkids]

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

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[zoomerbro]

[shencomix]

This is how we work.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

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Another incredibly forced Hetero relationship is janis from mean girls and the math guy. janis was gay

[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

twitter people must really think theyre deep and #politically #incorrect dont they 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

1300s: im dying from the black plague 1800s: im 9 and work in a factory 1900s: im off to fight in a war 2000s black person: after enduing more than 300 years of systematic oppression and being at rock bottom in terms of social standing, i wish i had more rights and stopped facing institutional violence  2000s third world: im 9 and work in a facotry 2000s rest of society: haha are you offended? lol

[dragondicks]

My gf @ikaricrossinglines was annoyed by my rickety tower fan, so I gave it an identity. Now she’s too emotionally invested in it to get annoyed by it anymore

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[samael]