🏖🌊teary eyed butch🌴☀️

bats he/him lesbian 21

[dykerascal]

remade @backrollbutch

its still wip but im ditching this one

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

you go to hometown buffet and you see a completely normal couple enjoying breakfast, the boyfriend is wearing an ed edd n eddy shirt and hes cutting a slice of french toast

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[crocodilianilian-deactivated202]

gluttony and sloth aren’t actually deadly sins, they’re very cool and very fun things

[tamizhnadu]

[artemiswasamerf]

Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[deadpan-searcher]

[imanes]

men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer*

[5835737535847575-deactivated201]

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

[tariqah]

That’s J.K Rowling herself

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[gowns]

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[dailyraccoons]

[19863]

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

[pythiaproject]

It’s called Love .

[handsmotif]

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[futchfury-deactivated20220928]

GOOD MORNING MOTHS LETS GET THIS LAMP