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Healing Spell tomorrow 7 pm
Healing ritual
3/24/2020
This ritual is a simple ritual to help promote healing, and was chose to be performed on Tuesday, March 24 at 7 pm for the reason that 1. It is a New Moon, so new beginnings. 2. Tuesday is a day of the archangel Raphael who is the angel of healing. And 3 because 7 pm is a good time to do healing magic.
What you will need for this is a candle, of your choosing, in either Blue (for healing) Green (for Raphael) or White,( which is the universal substitute for any color.)
Do whatever you feel is needed to prep yourself and your place of magical workings.
At 7pm light your candle and with focus on healing, say:
Divine beings, Spirits, Angels, and all healing forces, as well as the human spirit itself,
I call to you, the collective, to heal the physical, the mental, the spiritual and the emotional, and all in between.
Drive out this pandemic, and heal all.
So mote it be, with harm to none, this will be done.
At this point you can say a silent prayer to any angels, or deities, or other entities you wish. Feel free to change the wording as you see fit as well. Le your candle burn until you feel it needs to go out, or allow it to burn itself out. (Remember, birthday candles are great for those types of spells where a candle needs to burn itself out, because they burn out rather quickly)
Thank you to everyone who participates.
Witchcraft and Wicca are not the same thing
Just a daily reminder that Witchcraft and Wicca/Paganism are not one in the same.
Wicca and Paganism and the like are religions. Witchcraft is a spiritual tradition of using magic.
You can be a devote Pagan and not believe in or utilize magic.
You can practice witchcraft and not believe in or worship any higher beings.
You can be a Christian witch or a Buddhist witch or a Wiccan witch.
Do paganism and witchcraft often go hand and hand? Yes.
Must they? No!
Practice in a way that feels right for you and don’t ever feel like you must be boxed in expectations and misconceptions.
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A Witchy Guide To Time
Days Of The Week
Monday
Connected to the Moon
Colors are blue, silver, and white
Spells to do: Enhancing Psychic Power, Peace, Wisdom
Tuesday
Connected to Mars
Colors are black, orange, and red
Spells to do: Cursing, Protection, Courage, Strength
Wednesday
Connected to Mercury
Colors are orange and purple
Spells to do: Luck, Wealth, Wisdom
Thursday
Connected to Jupiter
Colors are blue, green, and purple
Spells to do: Protection, Healing, Wealth
Friday
Connected to Venus
Colors are pink
Spells to do: Love, Friendship
Saturday
Connected to Saturn
Colors are black and purple
Spells to do: Cursing, Protection, Cleansing, Banishing, Binding
Sunday
Connected to the Sun
Colors are gold and yellow
Spells to do: Healing, Success, Wealth
Times of the Day
Daytime (6 AM to 8 PM): Protection, Growth, Money, Success, Opportunity
Morning (6 AM to 12 PM): Fire, Awakening, Beginning, Balance, Blessing, Purifying
Midday (11 AM to 1 PM): Strength, Willpower, Endurance, Overcoming
Noon (12 PM to 5 PM): Air, Protection, Manifestation, Power, Luck, Wealth, Travel
Evening (5 PM to 8 PM): Water, Banishing, Creativity, Friendship, Cursing
Dusk: Change, Open-mindedness, Astral Travel
Night (8 PM to 6 AM): Earth, Wisdom, Divination, Love, Healing
Midnight (12 PM): Liberation, Reparation, Recovery, Ending
Seasons
Spring: Air, Wisdom, New Beginnings, Healing, Fertility
Summer: Fire, Energy Work, Prosperity, Purification, Passion, Banishing
Autumn: Water, Astral Travel, Spirit Work, Cleansing, Banishing, Binding, Peace
Winter: Earth, Rest, Dreams, Grounding, Death, Passive, Wealth
World Wide Healing
I was reminded today of posts I had saw some time back where it was talking about witches all over the world banding together to bind someone, and other things, and I thought, what a noble idea, witches banding together.
But what if the witches banded together to Heal instead? What if there was a day set aside, and witches all over the globe pulled together to raise healing energies, for the earth, for the universe, for those in need. Something basic, simple, nothing elaborate or anything. Light a candle, say a prayer, or blessing, plant some seeds, scatter some herbs. Endless ideas and possibilities, and maybe this already occurs and I am out of the loop, but, it seems such a good idea.
We’re always talking about healing, and helping and stopping the hate and negativity, why not start with something so simple like this?
Cernunnos
“Cernunnos the Mighty, thou art the gray mist
Cernunnos, thou art the forests of green Cernunnos,
Lord of the creatures of the earth
In thee is the sacred victory seen
Cernunnos! Cernunnos! Cernunnos!
Ancient Celtic God
Cernunnos Sleeps
The Old God sleeps
down in the dark,moist,
odorous underfoot,
Waiting for us
To put down our roots.”
The God in the Wildwood
At the Sacred Centre, in the Grove of all Worlds, He sits with legs crossed beneath an ancient Oak. Entranced, connecting the three worlds of Earth, Sea, and Sky and the worlds behind the worlds, the God and the Great Tree are One. Immense limbs widespread, stretching into distant sky and starry space. His massive trunk, spine of the Middleworld, is the heart of the Ancient Forest around which all Life, all worlds turn. His limitless root web grows deep into secret earth and Underworld.
Above him the great turning circles of Sun, Moon, and Stars. All around Him subtle movements of the leaves in melodious, singing air. Everywhere the pulsing, gleaming Green awash in drifts of gold and shimmering mist. Beneath Him soft moss creeping over the dark, deep, moist of spawning earth. At His feet the great Cauldron from which the Five Rivers Flow.
Through the forest stillness they come, whispering wings and secret glide, rustling leaves, and silent step, the first Ancestors, the Oldest Animals, to gather around Him: Blackbird, Keeper of the Gate; the Stag of Seven Tines, Master of Time; Ancient Owl, Crone of the Night; Eagle, Lord of the Air, Eye of the Sun; and Salmon, Oldest of the Old, Wisest of the Wise, leaping from the juncture of the Five Springs.
He welcomes them and blesses them, and they honor Him, Cernunnos of the nut brown skin and lustrous curling hair. The god whose eyes flash star-fire, whose flesh is a reservoir of ancient waters, His cells alive with Mystery, original primeval essence.
Naked, phallus erect, He wears a crown of antlers limned in green fire and twined with ivy. In his right hand the Torq of gold, testament of his nobility and his sacred pledge. In his left hand the horned serpent, symbol of his sexual power sacred to the Goddess. Cernunnos in His Ancient Forest, His Sacred Temple, His Holy Grove, Cernunnos and His children dream the Worlds.
The Origins of Cernunnos
Cernunnos, a nature and fertility god, has appeared in a multitude of forms and made himself known by many names to nearly every culture throughout time. He is perhaps best known to us now in his Celtic aspects of the untamed Horned God of the Animals and the leaf-covered Green Man, Guardian of the Green World, but He is much older.
Cernunnos worked his magic when the first humans were becoming. Our prehistoric ancestors knew him as a shape-shifting, shamanic god of the Hunt. He is painted in caves and carved everywhere, on cliffs, stones, even in the Earth Herself. Humans sought to commune with Him and receive his power and that of his animal children by dressing themselves in skins and skulls, adorning themselves with feathers and bones, by dancing His dance.
Yet, He is older still. In the time of the dinosaurs, the great swamps and subtropical forests of cycads, seed ferns and conifers, and later in the time of the deciduous plants and flowers, when the pollinators came and the first tiny mammals were creeping up from beneath the ground, Cernunnos was the difference and diversity of life, the frenzy and ferment of evolution.
But, He is much older still. He is oldest of the Ancient Ones, first born of the Goddess. At the time of First Earth, Cernunnos grew in the womb of the All Mother, Anu, waiting to be born, to come forth to initiate the everlasting, unbroken Circle of Life.
The Many Faces & Natures of Cernunnos
Cernunnos, as The Horned God, Lord of the Animals, is portrayed as human or half human with an antler crown. Though he wears a human face his energy and his concerns are non-human. He is protector of animals and it is Cernunnos who is the law-sayer of hunting and harvest.
While He is recognized most often through his connection to animals and our own deeply buried, dimly recalled, instinctual animal natures, Cernunnos is also a tree, forest, and vegetation god in his foliate aspect of The Green Man, Guardian of the Green World. His branching antlers symbolize the spreading treetops of the forest as well as his animal nature.
As Master of the Sacrificial Hunt, His is the life that is given in service of new life. His wisdom is that the old must pass away to make way for the new. In his Underworld aspect Cernunnos is The Dark Man, the god who dwells in the House Beneath the Hill, the Underworld. He is the one who comforts and sings the souls of the dead to their rest in the Summerlands of the Otherworld.
Cernunnos, as Master of the Wild Hunt, who pursues the souls of evil doers, is not associated with a biblical or even modern morality, but with the protection and continuance of the Land and Nature and the spirits that dwell therein. Pan, lusty Satyr god of the Greeks is another aspect of the Horned God. “Pan is a proud celebration of the liberating power of male erotic energy in its purest and most beautiful form.”(5) He is portrayed as playful and cunning, but He also has a darker, dangerous nature. The panic or terror often associated with Pan is not related to human violence, but to the Life and Death of the natural world. In this form he is called the “All Devourer.” However, Pan, as Protector of the Wilderness and as a god prone to fits of madness and violence, can induce panic or wild fear in those who threaten his domain.
Cernunnos appears in Elizabethan England, and is mentioned by Shakespeare, as Herne the Hunter, the demon and guardian of Windsor Forest, the Royal Wood. In this aspect it is said that he appears as Guardian of the Realm during times of National emergency and crisis.
In modern times he is often called the God of the Witches and embodies uncorrupted masculine energy. A masculine energy that is fully-developed and in balance with the natural world.
Cernunnos & the Sacred Wheel of the Seasons
We celebrate and honor Cernunnos as the Green Man in spring and summer, the light half of the year, and as the Dark One or the Dark God in autumn and winter, the dark half of the year. He appears in spring as the young Son, child of the Goddess, embodiment of the budding, growing, greening world. In summer He is the Green Man, vibrant, pulsing with life essence, the consort of the Green Lady Goddess. But, it is in autumn, the dying time, that perhaps we see the Horned God most clearly. He is the sacrificed one, who, wounded unto death begins his journey to the Underworld, returning to the Earth from which he was born and where the seeds of light released from his decaying body will quicken Her womb with a new Son/Sun once again.
The Path to Cernunnos
The path to Cernunnos is both through the natural world: seeking out the wild places and a deep understanding of the processes of growth, bounty, decay, rest, and rebirth, and through Otherworld journeys to the Middleworld forest of which he is guardian. One may experience this both actually and symbolically by following the path that disappears over the horizon into the distance and moves away from the “civilized” world and into the heart of the Wild Wood.
Often experienced as traveling away from the centre to the perimeter, this is in actuality a return to the Centre. When the seeker reaches the God’s forest the track ends, and her/his pathways are found by other means. After entering the Wildwood the seeker cannot be followed, nor can s/he follow another. Whatever pathways are discovered disappear in passing, and the Wood is trackless once again, for each one’s way is different. In the Forest of Cernunnos there is a stillness, an otherworldly feeling, as if one has passed out of time. Here the mind is not supreme. It is instinct, the innate wisdom of the body that guides us to Him.
The Way of Cernunnos
The way of Cernunnos is the way of the shaman or any person who truly seeks Communion with the Land. Yet, one cannot speak of Cernunnos without speaking of Anu or Don, the All Mother who gave Him birth. The way of Cernunnos is through the One. Like Her, Cernunnos is a Being or Power that existed before time and before the Gods, the Shining Ones. Together they are First Mother and First Father, All Mother and All Father who brought the Gods into being.
Limitless and everlasting, His energy permeates Her matter through every aspect of life to the sub-atomic. As Lord of the Dance He is present in the billions and billions of infinitely small movements that make up the seemingly chaotic Dance of Life, the Dance of Making and Unmaking. He is truly the Life that never, never dies, for even as nothingness he is self-originating. He is triple as She is triple. He is Cernunnos: Father, Son, and Wild Spirit.
Cernunnos Chant
“Cern-nu-noh-oh-oh-oh-os
Stag Horned Hunter, Hunted One
Join Us Now
Cer-nu-noh-oh-oh-oh-os
Greenwood Lord of Life and Death
Join Us Now
Cern-nu-noh-oh-oh-oh-os
Herne and Pan and Every Man
Join Us Now”
Cernunnos Guided Meditation
This guided meditation is intended to bring you closer to the essence of the God, and bring away a tool of personal power.
In addition to your normal altar tools, you will need a symbolic weapon. This needn’t be large or elaborate. A small stone pendant shaped like an arrow can be used. Even a pointed stone would do, or a small stick with the point sharpened. Several Celtic excavations have uncovered ritual shafts in which worshippers offered miniature versions of real weapons as gifts to the gods. If the subject of weaponry interests you, you may wish to try to craft a small replica of a Celtic sword or spear out of wood, metal, clay or bone. Place your symbolic weapon upon the altar. Prepare also a chalice or cup of cold water, which will serve to connect you to the physical world amid intense meditative work.
To start, perform the Creating Sacred Space rite through to calling the Spirits of Nature and of Place. Do not perform the usual God Invocation however. Instead, begin theCernunnos Guided Meditation here:
Remain standing before the altar. Set down your staff and light the incense and candle. Pick up your symbolic weapon. Hold it in both hands as you invoke the god:
“Cernunnos the Mighty, thou art the gray mist Cernunnos, thou art the forests of green Cernunnos, Lord of the creatures of the earth In thee is the sacred victory seen Cernunnos! Cernunnos! Cernunnos!”
Stand in meditation, visualizing before you the figure of a horned warrior. He may seem frightening or foreign, but you should not be afraid. He may appear sitting cross-legged on the ground or on an altar, and is frequently joined by one or more animals.
Hold out your weapon to him:
“Cernunnos, ancient god Accept this gift in thy honor May my actions be swift and true As the arrow of the hunter”
Remain in meditation for a moment, concentrating on the forest surrounding you. Hold your sacred weapon in your dominant (power) hand (for most people, the right), with the point facing outward and your arm extended. Turn slowly all the way around, noticing where your weapon is pointed as you repeat:
“I am the hunter!”
In your mind, try to fully enter into the mind of a hunter of old, killing not for joy but for survival. Use all the intelligence and knowledge at your command to track your prey, becoming as one with the forest surroundings, perhaps wearing the skin of a deer to disguise your scent. You may find yourself walking or running about your circle, or sitting in silent readiness. Take some time to experience this mental state.
Let your unconscious, guided by the god you have invoked, show you the end of the hunt. Perhaps you merely glimpse the prey and are left hungry and unsuccessful. Perhaps your weapon shoots home, and you experience the smells and sights of the bloody conclusion, and the knowledge that you have sustained the life of your tribe.
Remain in this visualization for several minutes. When you are ready, return to yourself and to the place where you are. Take a drink from the chalice of water.
If you wish to do the second part of this rite at this time, take a moment to groound and center. Otherwise, you may choose to end the ritual here, after thanking the god, and perform the next part on another occasion.
Put your symbolic weapon in your non-dominant hand, with the point facing toward yourself. Take a few steps backward, and with each one repeat:
“I am the hunted!”
Visualize yourself as a forest animal, the target of hunters. You can be any animal (though a deer would be best); choose one of whom you have some knowledge and feel some understanding.
What do you do to preserve your life? This depends largely on the nature of the animal you have chosen. Perhaps you remain perfectly still, trusting the wind to carry your scent away. Perhaps you flee pall-mall, or plot a careful strategy to disguise your flight. As prey, you must think on your feet, drawing on your knowledge of the land and on your own strengths and defenses.
Take some time to experience the sensations of this situation. What strengths do you find you have, when the emergency creates a need? These are the gifts of Cernunnos
This time, do not let your unconscious decide the outcome. Decide that you will escape from the hunters, and visualize yourself doing so. (Why do I not recommend that you allow yourself to experience the death of the prey? First, because I believe death is an unknowable experience. Second, because the ritual enactment of a death can in my experience lead to tragic consequences for the one who takes on this role.)
When you are ready, return to this world and place your sacred weapon on the altar. Take a drink from the chalice of water. Then take your weapon in both hands and offer it to Cernunnos once more.
“Cernunnos, Forest King, thy mystery is great Thou art the Hunter with courage and strength And the Hunted with swift intelligence Thou art both I offer this weapon to thy service Hail and farewell!”
End your ritual by performing the Clearing the Sacred Space rite.
If you wish to embody the energies of Cernunnos in some part of your daily life, you may want to carry your symbolic weapon with you, or fashion it into a piece of jewelry. Otherwise, offer it to Cernunnos by burying it in a wooded place
Blessed be )O(
Steam Cleansing ♨
Since incense makes me sneeze, I’ve been resorting to a different method of cleansing lately - steam cleansing! It’s exactly what it sounds like, using steam to cleanse your space.
Ingredients:
A pot, to be used for boiling water
Essential oils of your choice (about 50 drops total)
Water
Instructions:
Add about 2 cups of water to your pot depending upon how large it is
Otherwise, just fill the pot about halfway with water
Add 50 drops of whichever essential oils you choose
Turn on your stove, and let the water boil
You should start to smell the essential oils throughout your house in very little time
When the water has almost completely evaporated, turn your stove off
Let the pot cool down and proceed to wash it as you would usually do with your dishes
The scent tends to linger all day, if not longer
Repeat as necessary :)
Essential oils for cleansing:
Anise
Camphor
Cedarwood
Citrus oils (bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, lemongrass, lime, orange, tangerine)
Dragon’s Blood
Hyssop
Lavender
Oregano
Peppermint
Pine
Rosemary
Sage
Sandalwood
Spearmint
Thyme
Some essential oils may cause respiratory irritation in both humans and animals, and many essential oils should not be used if pregnant or if you have other various medical problems. Please consult your physician if you have any questions about the use of essential oils.
Aromatherapy, Memory, & Magick
I wanna make a masterlist of lgbt+ witches on tumblr
so reblog this if you are a witch and are lgbt+ pls!
alsoi wanna follow all of you
important note: I’m merely a beginner
witches of all skill levels are welcome, even people who are just starting to learn and are not sure if they want to call themselves a ‘witch’ yet DO not worry friend, i am a beginner as well :D
Bisexual witch here with an ace homie @the-laughing-hobbit
Queer, genderfluid witch 🏳️🌈
Ace witch here!
Trans witch!
Here is a spell for OStara which I originally found in:
The Wiccan Book of Ceremonies and Rituals by Patricia Telesco
(By the way, AMAZING book i totally suggest this to anyone, a definite should have for any library)
I modified the spell ever so slightly from the one in the book. The spell calls for you to carry an egg with you during the day and then to, during ritual, hold the egg cupped in your hands, recite and incantation and then break the egg, of course offering up the egg to the earth or a pet so as to not waste the egg, and also to allow its energy to continue with the cycle of things and be recycled by the universe. My small change was simply writing on the egg, all the things which i wanted to release, the energies and attachments which were, or felt like, hindrances. I then took the egg outside in cupped hands breathed on to the egg and whispering things I requested gone, and also asking the universe to take any of them I was blindly missing or unknowingly forgetting, and recited the spell and smashed the egg, having tossed it at the base of a large tree.
For anyone wanting to try this spell get and egg, and carry it with you, you can as I did and write on it or draw on it if you chose. When you are ready hold the egg, you can breath on it is you wish, talk to it, as I did, whatever you desire or you’re moved to do, and then recite the following before you crack it or smash it.
“Bonds are broken, by potential replaced; sickness shall cease, the magic’s released.”
The purpose is to symbolize new life and rebirth, as the shell is what is holding you back and the inner contents are your freedom.
SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON 13 SIMPLEST OF SIMPLE SPELL CASTING
SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON 13
SIMPLEST OF SIMPLE SPELL CASTING
So to continue, and this lesson is a short one, Simplest of Simple Spell Casting.
So when you think of casting a spell generally the thing people think of is a rhyming series of words or extremely archaic words, or language, maybe even Latin. And I will say I fall into that mentality as well, because let’s face it, it is these things that paint and set the mood, and further immerse our minds into the spectrum of the craft, which is why they’re generally used. The mind set is what is key and that is what the rhymes or language programs our brains to think.
A drawback to this is when casting your spell, your focus becomes divided, and you want to be sure every word is right in your spell, but you also need to concentrate your visualization and intention. Believe me, I am just a guilty of being a victim of this as anyone. I love a good spell, and what is a spell after all but a short story of what you request to be done, what you need, want, desire, etc. But you can always go a far simpler route.
So you have need for a spell to help you find a job, you create your spell or you find one and you have all your ingredients and candles and everything you need. But the spell is lengthy, or if you wrote your spell, you hadn’t come up with the words yet, here is where the simplest of simple comes in.
STATE YOUR INTENTION!
That’s simple. You may not like the stark bluntness of it, but when words fail you and you need to focus on your result more than the words, keep it simple. Light your candle, sprinkle your herbs and or stones and simply say “Help me to find a job” it is simple and it is easy to remember plus it clearly states what you are intending the spell to do.
I am not saying this is the only way to cast, or is a preferred way, but it is a simple way and it is just as effective. Yes it has draw backs to, the mindset may not be as potent but like I have been saying from the beginning it is your focus and will that is the magic. So regardless of the complexity of the spell, so long as you focus you will be fine.
I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song
Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq - I’ve No More Fucks To Give
I’ve tried, tried, tried and I’ve tried even more I’ve cried, cried, cried and I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled and begged in hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive to get everything done I’ve played by all the rules but I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed, I’ve laughed, alas to no avail I’ve run ‘round like a moron to unequivocally fail
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, but they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I don’t give a fuck at all!
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off, they’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane They’ve come back ‘round and passed me while they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects but my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building and I don’t know where they went!
I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
Anybody know where I can buy this song? It’s a wonder!
this whole album, awkward encounters while walking my dog, is available on:
spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/album/0sPURcvc9VDouO1Q0mmVyc?si=agAIF3SVSPGikIwH3QUTcA&nd=1
amazon music:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07K39PRZT/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1541113803&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=thomas+benjamin+wild+esq&dpPl=1&dpID=51xHUDe1jjL&ref=plSrch
apple music:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/thomas-benjamin-wild-esq/1441008305
If any of y'all want to know how to make some super dope beef stew super easily LISTEN UP
Take a couple pounds of beef and cube it. Put that shit in a crock pot.
Add 1 ½ cups water.
Add an onion soup packet.
And a glass of red wine.
Hell yeah
Pour yourself some wine too you deserve it.
Add like half an onion and season with pepper, salt, chipotle pepper, garlic, cinnamon, and cloves. I don’t measure I just dash some in and adjust to taste when I add the root vegetables.
Nice.
Mix that shit up.
Now put on high and ignore for 3 hours.
In 3 hours, add veggies. Potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, whatever ya got. Mushrooms are good too. I’ll add some dried morels, crumbled up. Will post again when we get to that point.
Can recommend the above recipe, but with a dark brown ale instead of wine and with pickled walnuts added with the veggies
……man that sounds good too will have to try that sometime.
Ok meat is done through now dump in some baby carrots or chop up some regular carrots and throw in some taters. I use red because I hate peeling them fuck that. Also crumbled up a half dozen dried morel mushrooms and threw in some flour to thicken things up. Added some fresh thyme because why the hell not.
nice.
Now ignore for another hour.
As for the cut of meat; doesn’t matter get what’s cheap. Anything gets tender if you stew it in a crock pot for six hours. Spices can be tinkered with as you see fit. Add other veggies as you see fit. Nothing is set in stone do what you want, man. Sub beer for the wine, throw in pork, ‘s all good. Pour yourself some more wine or beer and play Skyrim for awhile.
Note that the finished stew can be frozen in single portions and thawed in the microwave later, and will feed either a family for a night or you for a week if you live alone.
By the way, would dumplings be addable to this?
I’m addicted to having dumplings in my stews/soups…
DO IT
Hey @systlin is there anything you’d recommend as a substitute for wine/beer to someone who can’t legally buy alcohol?
Beef stock.
I would add ½ to 1 cup of red cooking wine with the beef stock, no age limits on cooking wine. Just ease up on the salt a bit because cooking wine comes slightly salted. @inconspicuouspotatosack
Is it possible to replace the beef in this recipe with rabbit? I’m dying to try.
Do whatever you want. Sub rabbit for beef. Use raccoon or groundhog. Venison is killer like this. Anything gets tender if you stew it in a crockpot for six hours. Boot leather would probably be okay after stewing in a crockpot for six hours. Add parsnips, omit potatoes, play with the spices, ‘s all good. You’re the boss of your stew.
Bob ross of stew
^ Bob Ross of stew <3 lol
I also now need a crockpot in my life.
PLEASE WATCH SIEMPRE BRUJA (ALWAYS A WITCH) FEB 1 ON NETFLIX
please just give one Colombian show that’s not about drugs or Pablo Escobar the publicity it deserves!
@netflix yall litcherally shoved Sabrina down our throats but won’t promote this?
That’s not the official blog but you’re still right
This looks very good
Old emotions and patterns we have been dealing with our entire lives are resurfacing right now. We are about to enter into a whole new phase of being. These old feelings are coming up for a final review.
Got some feelings that are going to be evicted this year...