transport for new south wales

if youre a lawyer or a narc i am not affiliated with the nsw government

[transportnsw]

specifically the bus i catch and ONLY the bus i catch is always real time data unavaliable and then 15 minutes later its mysteriously skipped the first stop it should be at (you know. The one where the route starts) and also skipped the next 7 stops and also its not even on the route. Its in a lake or some bullshit according to tripview lite. Its in fucking m*lbourne. ANYTHING but being on time i fucking guess

comrades this is why we should resist privatisation at all costs. the beautiful government trains would never do this to you

[transportnsw]

why train late

because of the curse 👍

[transportnsw]

they started fiximg the eternally open gates at the stations, can u fix that pls (break them again)

if ur pure of heart they should open without tapping. like the sword in that gay little stone

[transportnsw]

heyyyy sooo........ about that train that was coming in two minutes........ yeah, she's skipping your station sorryyyy................ oh you didn't consider that the train could be a woman? okay..... no thats fine................ just - you know - maybe this is your karmic debt balancing? because youre a bad person?

[transportnsw]

soon if you play your instagram reels on speaker for the entire train the driver will make you fucking explode

[transportnsw]

lwk I complain abt nsw transport and then I go to Melbourne or Brisbane and I vow to never complain about nsw again. lol the next time I use nsw transport I still complain though but deep down I know we have it so much better than everyone else

their busses might be 50 cents and their trams may be free sometimes but you know what they'll never have? tangara set

[melbournetrains]

melbourne tangara

[transportnsw]

WHAT THE FUCK

[melbournetrains]

"mariyung" translates to female emu. therefore, when two mariyungs are coupled, it is yuri

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[transportnsw]

Wait genuinely do you work for tnsw?? I work for Sydney trains as a CA 😭

yeah diva i’m your BOSS now get back to the train

[transportnsw]

are you australian

no but id really like to go some day

[transportnsw]

lwk I complain abt nsw transport and then I go to Melbourne or Brisbane and I vow to never complain about nsw again. lol the next time I use nsw transport I still complain though but deep down I know we have it so much better than everyone else

their busses might be 50 cents and their trams may be free sometimes but you know what they'll never have? tangara set

[madness-mantled]

for all my train buffs

[transportnsw]

transportnsw i am in love with you

dangerous game….. i will love you fast and beautiful like a train then leave u stranded when you need me the most………….

[transportnsw]

just experienced bus yaoi (almost crashed into another bus)

[transportnsw]

stop being funnier than me on my posts or i’m cancelling all trains

[melbournetrains]

i was meant to give birth to more 4Ds but instead they made me piss ORANGE JUICE onto MYSELF

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[transportnsw]

just experienced bus yaoi (almost crashed into another bus)

[melbournetrains]

she's got a way,,,,,,,

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[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[selkiewizard]

The bus fucking bit me