took a nap earlier. had a dream i posted "youre a transmasc waiting for top surgery, im a cannibal, lets arrange something mutually beneficial" and i had a thousand positive responses. then i woke up and fried some rice and watched smosh
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took a nap earlier. had a dream i posted "youre a transmasc waiting for top surgery, im a cannibal, lets arrange something mutually beneficial" and i had a thousand positive responses. then i woke up and fried some rice and watched smosh
yes… YES… SICKOOOOOOOOOO
okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭
your girl calls me Bluth the way I make her banana stand
btw i had seen the jokes about how succession and arrested development are basically the same show (dysfunctional family of freaks coping with the twilight era of their abusive patriarch) but i didn't realize until recently that extended to "both shows have extended season two bits about the daughter of the family deludedly trying an open marriage with her husband"
i loooveee Succession
i’m rewatching arrested development. gob’s complete lack of interest in women cannot be overstated
To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.
USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!
Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:
/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless
/r/freelance /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme
/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions
I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE
Hope this can help some people over here too
I know some of our community have been stuck in hard spots and this has a LOT of resources
the CDC has declared THE MIASMA harmless after extensive research by Subway Fresh™ scientists. “if THE MIASMA were dangerous,” say researchers, “no one would be able to Eat Fresh™ this summer”
house every single episode without fail: and now i will make this patient undergo a dangerous, experimental surgery that hasn’t been tested since it was first performed on a monkey in 1953, all so i can find out why his balls kind of feel weird when he sits down. it has a %99.9999999 fatality rate, and i will make chase perform the surgery after he just had a grueling day in divorce court
wilson: house, i’m taking half the day off to get tooth fillings
house, already holding back tears: what. the hell. are you SERIOUS. wilson i- i don’t know what i’d do without you. if you died out there … i’d be alone. you’re my BEST FRIEND. i need you.
whats that defunct land quote again? every part of the film making process is awful, but not making film is even worse? idk something like that. anywah im being completely normal about art rn ::))
found it
harrowing texts to receive out of context
there are a pair of feral cats that are always hanging out in my landlady’s garden and i watch them sunning themselves from my window almost every day. so we nicknamed them jerma and markiplier and well. jerma is pregnant