Dani

I heard they’re posting titties again

[flowerinaflame]

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

[jestershark]

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

[medievalthymes]

if i don’t end up running down a palace hallway in a flowing couture dress at least once in my life then whats the point

[bodyglitter]

im tired of ed sheeran getting all these awards and praise for making the same song 16 times and calling it an album

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[futurez-deactivated20200514]

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

[implantedvisions]

[teenagecrush]

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[reminds]

[kissedbythevoid]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGvEPrchlwm/

[tranarchist]

[iyimibole]

[khoriepanda-deactivated20150507]

Everyone just keep in mind, this man did this. There was no green screen, there was no padding. and he didn’t even flinch when the wall from the first gif hit his arm as it came down.

[thekinofpumps]

Buster Keaton appreciation post.

[hotel-amnesia-blog]

[mewsique]

[lovelysuggestions]

I knew I was gone the moment I realized that I prefer your eyes over the stars