[mike-drop]

hands down pnw is best part of the us

[honigimohr]

id like to thank dogs for existing

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[bognaturals]

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

[catgirlmimikyu]

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

[kosmogrl]

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[beargirl2]

[cryingselfie-deactivated2024012]

[tacobellfries]

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[thepersonalquotes]

“stand up for yourself” sorry i have iron deficiency

[dorijansleftbutonlytheleftball]

ladies, ladies, please... one at a time

[outofcontextpkmn]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]