Figuring Out How to Navigate Immortality

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Intro Post!

Hello! Colress here!

I decided to have a go at this "Rotomblr" thing - it looks quite fun!

Also, I wanted a way of writing down my thoughts when it comes to my. . . condition.

It is, ah. Rather strange, to say the least. Complicated, even.

You can thank Life and Death, Xerneas and Yveltal, for that.

Anyway, it's lovely to meet you all! :)

OoC: Hiya! @bespectacled-bookwyrm here! This is an rp blog for an AU of mine that's on my AO3, the Between Life and Death AU. You can read the first story HERE.

This is an AU that features death and immortality as a major theme, and, although largely comedic, will have horror elements as well, including blood.

I'll be sure to tag anything involving death and horror, and anything involving the "revenant" form of Colress will be tagged The Revenant.

Also, the Colress x Grimsley pairing is present here.

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Hydreigon is a giant lap-Pokémon which is all well and good until he thinks he's of similar size to Blossom and sits on me.

Send help. My legs are numb.

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Bella is playing with my hair, Blossom is lying on my ankles, and Liepard has flopped over the rest of my legs.

And I'm pretty sure Bee is feeding Hydreigon all of the biscuits (which he WILL eat - he loves biscuits, especially shortbread) to taunt me over the fact that I currently can't move.

[wishmaker-astra]

Don't drink shampoo. Tastes like ass.

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Grim did that once for what he refers to as "one of the stupidest teenage bets" he's ever done. Needless to say, he's not doing that again.

[wishmaker-astra]

Yeah, because it tastes like ass

And also decent chance that as a human he'd need his stomach pumped afterwards

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Most likely. He just grinned at me when I asked, saying it was "a REALLY stupid bet" (and then told Rosa and her friend Hugh that, if they're going to do dumb teenager things, don't be his level of stupid and/or reckless.)

[wishmaker-astra]

Don't drink shampoo. Tastes like ass.

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Grim did that once for what he refers to as "one of the stupidest teenage bets" he's ever done. Needless to say, he's not doing that again.

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[betterundercontrolthenfree]

”If I see one more version of my uncle Ghetsis I’ll flinging a boulder at him.”

[poketcg-art]

Hydreigon -- kawayoo

[dailydragonplush]

Zweilous Munchies Plush, Pokemon Center

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

me :)

STOP IT STOP IT

STOP IT

STOP ATTACKING

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

WHO

WHO

AN ATTACK

WHO IS IT

WHO IS IT

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Aannddd the Revenant's back. He's on top of the wardrobe and hissing like an angry Liepard. At least he hasn't started biting yet.

Wonder what made him show up?

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

I've just spent the past three hours chasing after Nate to stop him from eating a food he's allergic to.

I hope everyone else's day hasn't been as, ah, eventful as mine.

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

I just want to eat waffles drowning in an unhealthy amount of chocolate and caramel in peace.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

(The waffles are delicious, by the way.)

[trapped-between-life-and-death]

Maybe I'm just having really bad luck today but a lot of people seem to want to see my scars? And won't take no for an answer?

. . . Maybe I should start wearing a scarf.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i am looking disbespectacledly