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a brief summary of my evolving views on every piece of paranormal romance I consumed as a teen
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AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator
Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND
Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form
Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols
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HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:
ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR
If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.
The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.
What is the relationship like between herding dogs and the flock? Does the flock fear and dislike the dog, or do they like it? Do they ever just chill together when they're both off the clock, so to speak?
I honestly have no idea. I would assume it’s based on at least tolerance (because a dog the animals fear couldn’t protect them successfully - it has to stay near them) but I don’t have any experience with working herding dogs. @animalsustainability probably knows folk who can answer this for us!
So first of all there is a misconception to clear up. People with livestock have two different kinds of dogs - herding dogs and Livestock Guardian Dogs (LGDs). The LGD is the one that protects the sheep - that’s 100% of it’s job. The herding dog, on the other hand, doesn’t protect the flock - it’s job is to move the flock where the human says so. That is 100% of it’s job. And they rely on two very different skillsets - while crosses do happen by accident (I know a lovely collie/pyrenees cross but he was very much unplanned), they’re bred to do two very different jobs and behave very differently. Pyrenees/Maremmas/Caucasian Shepherds (basically dogs of the big fluffy white variety) are LGDs. Collies, Australian Shepherds, Blue Heelers, etc - all herding breeds.
The LGD pretty much lives with the flock - if the dog is chill, the sheep are chill, and the sheep also sometimes use the LGD as a way of deciding if something is a threat or not. It is socialized to be around the livestock first, and view them as its to protect, against humans or other threats. They are always on duty for their flock and will not be friendly to strangers. They don’t really go off the clock, but I’ve seen them sleeping in the middle of a bunch of sheep on more than one occasion.
Photo: Case in point - here we have a LGD chilling with his sheep. He later got bored watching us silly humans and napped. Such fluff. Much chill. Wow. Photo credit: H.C. Dougherty (me)
Conversely, the herding dogs are often kept away from the sheep until it’s time to herd them. If they aren’t needed, they either chill with their people or with other herding dogs or in a kennel - they only interact with livestock when it’s time to herd something. So no, off the clock chilling doesn’t happen - it’s contrary to goals. However, the sheep aren’t supposed to be happy to see the herding dog either - the dog is supposed to be something annoying or mildly threatening to move away from in a controlled manner.
This is because the herding dog is a positive pressure to get the animals to move away from the dog and towards where the shepherd wants. As I heard a producer say at the most recent sheep festival, “If I don’t want the sheep to go somewhere, I put a dog there”. Because the sheep want to stay away from the dog, you use the dog as a way of getting the sheep to move somewhere else. This relies on using dogs to safely mimic predator behavior in a controlled environment - the sheep recognize the dog as something to avoid.
Image: A diagram explaining the flight zone of an animal and where you should move as a human to get animals to move one way or another. Dogs can apply similar pressure. Photo credit: Temple Grandin
Every animal has a flight zone - a bubble of personal space that if breached by an unfamiliar animal or human, they move away. Herding relies on using a dog to manipulate the flight zones to get the animals to move in a certain way - by making it so they want to move away from the dog or human. Flight zone is a function of familiarity - that’s why sheep are chill with LGDs - they see them daily. Herding dogs need to not be around the sheep as much so that they can be pressure on that flight zone.
Photo: humans in a herd of sheep, showing the sheep’s flight zone pretty clearly. Photo credit: Temple Grandin, http://www.grandin.com/behaviour/principles/flight.zone.html
A well-trained dog/human pair (or dog/human combo in general) knows how to apply and release positive pressure of the dog and human to get the sheep to go someplace with minimal fuss. The dog applies pressure to get the sheep to move, which is relieved when the sheep move. Repeat as necessary to get the job done. Ever heard a person say “that’ll do” to a dog? That’s the signal for ‘ok, ease off on the pressure’.
You can see herding dogs moving in ways that would be like how you’d see wild canids stare at, stalk, and chase their prey - except in this case, we’ve trained the dogs away from the final ‘and then kill’ part of it, and just to move in such a way that they put pressure on the flight zone to get the sheep to move where we want them to. We’re basically faking a wolf going after them, but in a positive manner - sheep respond to a herding dog like they would to a wolf and that’s what we want. That’s also why the herding dogs aren’t kept with the sheep - so that response stays in place. We’re also playing off the dog’s natural instincts here.
The dogs are also trained for years to do this - starting young. I saw a 2 year old collie at the festival who was still very much a newbie. We use experienced dogs to train the newbies, and a lot of shepherds use multiple dogs as well. But it is a tough job and the dogs are trained well and rewarded well for it. When they’re off the job, they are happy cuddlebugs like any other dog would be. I’ve given many an off-duty collie some tummy rubs.
Photo: a collie moving sheep - note the stalking posture and alert eyes. This is what I mean by using movements used by wild canids hunting - and these trigger the same ‘better move away’ instincts in sheep. It’s all about using instincts of dog and sheep to get what you need. Photo credit, Billings Gazette http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/herd-is-the-word-this-month-in-miles-city-border/article_cd71f838-665e-5a73-a159-386dc3f7bc40.html
I won’t deny, the sheep are stressed by the dog’s presence and activities. But moving animals is always going to cause stress - the goal is to minimize the stress but still get the job done, and proper use of flight zones and pressure is the best way to do it. And “dog-broke” livestock, aka ones used to being herded by dogs, will respond with less stress than ones not used to it - there’s even a genetic basis for ease of herding that can and has been selected for, and lambs learn from their mothers. So the sheep can get used to it but it will still be effective as a method to move sheep into pens for vet checks/between paddocks/etc.
Fact of the matter is, herders need their dogs to effectively move their sheep in as low-stress a manner as possible, and it’s a work of art to see trained herding dogs do their job. With a well trained dog, the sheep are more annoyed than stressed, but know it’s part of the deal, and the dog and human work together like a visual symphony. If you have the chance to see sheepdog competitions - I seriously recommend you go. They’re visual art and so magnificent to see, and I love them so.
More reading: http://www.grandin.com/behaviour/principles/flight.zone.html , http://www.sheep101.info/herdingdogs.html , http://www.littledovekatahdins.com/Herding.html , http://www.sheep101.info/201/handling.html , https://stud.epsilon.slu.se/9051/1/andersson_i_160517.pdf (a really excellent study on herding and stress levels)
🎃 50 (Witchy) Things to Do With a Notebook 👻
I’ve got an ongoing list of things to do with a blank notebook or journal (because I can’t stop buying them), and I’ve pulled out the ones that I think might be of interest to magical, witchy, or pagan types. Hopefully, if you guys find yourselves stuck in front of that first blank page, there’ll be something here to inspire you!
Some of these examples have links or descriptions to further elaborate on what I pictured when I put them on the list, but don’t feel boxed in by any of these! Always feel free to think outside of the box.
🎃 Magical Journal YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS :’)) 👻 Dream Journal 🎃 Psychic Journal [1][2] Keep a record of your insights, premonitions and predictions. Be sure to make a note of when you’re right! 👻 Prayer/Chant Journal Even if you don’t write your own, having the ones you enjoy all in one place makes a great reference. 🎃 Meditation Journal [1][2] Journaling can be a form of meditation in and of itself, but you can also keep track of your meditation experiences or just log when you do it. If you’re doing guided meditations, you can list which ones you used as well. 👻 Test Spellbook [1] 🎃 Divination Journal Keep track of your readings, done and received, as well as any other progress 👻 Book of Shadows 🎃 “Rough Draft” Book of Shadows Work out your BOS before committing it into a larger, more expensive book 👻 Ritual Record Apparently if you do them, you might want to keep track of them. 🎃 Gratitude Journal [1] 👻 Messages from Deity 🎃 Letters to Deity 👻 Manifestation Journal [1][2] 🎃 Reading List(s) You can make your own list of books you want to read for your path, or copy down the suggestions of others. 👻 Nature Journal [1] 🎃 Research Journal Make note of your questions, goals, and sources! 👻 Genealogy/Ancestor Journal [1][2][3] 🎃 Gardening Journal [1][2][3] 👻 Personal Almanac Make a personal, customized version of the magical almanacs or planners that get released every year. 🎃 Collect Truth Write down the things you agree with. why do you agree? Decide what’s true, or what feels true. If you can, include things that you don’t actually agree with, but you still think are true – that’s a fun thing to contemplate. 👻 Collect Lies I actually started keeping track of the false beliefs I’d either told myself or had been told, and perhaps a little more tricky – things I see others telling each other that I don’t agree with. Feel free to talk about why you have decided these are lies. And look back every now and then to see if you still agree with yourself. 🎃 Formulas Write down your favourite (or even experimental!) recipes for oils, incenses, inks, or whatever else you’ve got going in the cauldron so that you don’t forget how to make them. 👻 Your Personal “Bible” [1][2] 🎃 Sigil Codebook [1] 👻 Sigil Logbook Log sigils you’ve made or found for future reference. 🎃 Personal Symbol Log [1] 👻 Affirmation Journal [1][2] 🎃 Recipe Book Invaluable for a kitchen witch, especially if you’re keeping track of the magical effects of certain recipes! 👻 Book Exercise Journal Almost every book and every course suggests keeping a journal for it to record your progress, do the assignments, et cetera. 🎃 Spelled Book Turn each page into a spell! Rip it out or otherwise engage with the page to use it. 👻 Spirit Dossiers If you work with spirits, keep profiles of their personalities, likes, dislikes, interactions with them, et cetera. 🎃 Charger Book Imbue pages with a magical signature, leave objects on page to charge them. 👻 Book of Spreads I’ve got two spread books – one book has my own spreads, and one book has spreads from other people that I’ve liked. It’s beyond helpful to keep track of these somewhere in case you ever want to use them again, or share them with a friend! 🎃 Good Advice from Other Witches 👻 Altar Photobook Include pictures of your altars for reference, or other altars you loved! 🎃 Correspondences List This is especially useful if you’re trying to develop your own personal correspondences! 👻 Book of Hours [1][2] 🎃 Spellbook 👻 Spirit Grimoire Pick a spirit, or group of spirits, and create a grimoire for them 🎃 Shrine Book Make a scrapbook shrine for your gods. 👻 Book Notes Journal Keep notes on the witchy/pagan/etc books you read so you can remember what your thoughts, insights, and problems with them! 🎃 Witchy Transcript In Dedicant: A Witch’s Circle of Fire, Thuri Calafia talks about her witchy transcript: “All the spiritual work I’d done, the meditations I’d used, the rituals I’d written, the books I’d read, everything I could think of pertaining to my spiritual path.” She goes into more detail about what to include in her book, but take the idea and run with it! 👻 Tarot Journal 🎃 Magical Travel Guide Map out your land, neighborhood, et cetera. Make notes of the sacred sites, where spirits live, your local witchy stores, places you do ritual, which grocery store sells fresh basil, where you found the wood you used for your wand, crossroads, and other places of interest. 👻 Astral Mapping Similar to the above, but for those of y’all who go Over There. 🎃 Good Ideas I keep a notebook of magical concepts and ideas I find in fiction that I want to figure out how to recreate in real life. 👻 Aesthetic Scrapbook If you’re developing a magical aesthetic [1][2], then keep a book devoted to that! 🎃 Shadow Work Journal [1][2] 👻 (Witchy) Things To Do With A Blank Notebook Keep your own list! When you’re not sure what to do with your next blank notebook, see what stands out on the list and try it out! 🔮
@useless-austriafacts please explain
Maggie Simpson is a communist icon
I want to get into an argument and call whoever a peon.
dark souls 2 is the best souls game
It is PVP wise.
I gave you an underhanded toss and you fouled it
I am not smart.
yea cuz you’re a fuckin peon
this passes the bechdel test
i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq
be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too
i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this
*cries to deathcrush*