ok

[powerburial]

I understand you

[erarg]

this is what the sex scenes in cyberpunk 2077 look like

[ratsquinks]

a little croissant

[hellhound-petshop]

Yotie,,,,

[hellhound-petshop]

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[doolerdip]

i have the end of Empty Churches by Giles Corey stuck in my head but instead of "maybe I'm just feeling crushed" it's repeating "maybe I'm just being fucked"

[silkysong]

father please.

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[theactioneer]

Blood Debts (Teddy Page, 1985)

[zangerdanger]

RAINBOW RAVER 🌈 for @/dxrkhwl.bsky.social

[taoistyuri]

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

[kuromi-hoemie]

[library-of-evelily]

in her room with her alone and I'm straight up "bouncing"

and by bouncing...lets just say....hah...

☝️ my tippy toes....

[segamascott]

[hyrude]

this is so so funny to me fnaf fans are the funniest people on the planet i get such a giggle out of imagining someone playing a silly jumpscare game and going AAAAAH!!! this guy looks like he listens to prog rock

[hisenemy]

How was your day?

[ilurvyer]

Well i Love you if that helps

[louisegluckpdf]

ohhhh my god you think beer tastes like piss? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite black cherry white claw

[fullmoonguidance]

youtube keeps recommending me a 40 minute video about some guy proving that a guitar player mimes in all of his videos and the only thing that seems like more of a waste of time than watching that is to make the video itself like who the fuck cares

[fullmoonguidance]

guys i just found out that when bands write songs, they dont all just get into a room and play all their instruments at the same time and i am

Devastated