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i'm syd. if you have any pictures of snakes pls send them to me now!!! asking for a friend

[we-kartu]

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[werenotreallystrangers]

[niiv]

The flight from Amsterdam to Paris was pure magic *-*

[goffek]

[striders]

today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”

[melonmemes]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[dogpantry]

epitome of the ball python

[zvaigzdelasas]

deaths from coronavirus are exactly like deaths from car accidents except if every car that crashed went out of its way to crash into 2-3 other cars neverendingly

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[dojacat]

[s8andhalt]

[magpie-69]

Lockdown hi-jinks! 🤣🤣🤣

[unfollowryanross-blog]

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[jaaneymann]

i love robert pattinson and am also somehow terrified of the raw energy he exudes

[doggables]

look at this

[mawkit-deactivated20190715]

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

[sealedbeastnue]

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

HATE

[leplastiquedick]

this is why we’re getting deleted

[hyperazraphael]

Oh my god it just keeps going

[iconicpopstar]

can you imagine showing and explaining this to amy adams and nicole kidman?

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

I am in tears at this lmaooo