[love]

By Alexander Milov

[cassie-darlin]

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[fattypanc4kes]

brains say, "I know a spot" and take you to a traumatic memory from 2011

[larkandkatydid]

Marie Kondo is full of anecdotes about the weird ass shit that she not only lets people keep but encourages them to elevate in their lives. She says one of her clients ended the process with a bedroom full of vintage pinball machines because what sparks joy in that particular woman was basically sleeping in the middle of an arcade.

Marie Kondo would never make you throw away your weird shit! She wants you to pare down to just your weird shit.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

It pisses me off that for YEARS tidying up shows were full of white neurotypicals shaming neurodivergent people for having more than an arbitrary number of possessions and forcing them to go through a traumatic process of throwing away so much of their stuff to fit other people’s standards of “this is how you should live your life” and everyone thought those were fine!

But then in comes this sweet little Japanese lady who says the only rule is how can we make the client’s life happier and less stressful? How can we help them prioritize the things they enjoy being around? Marie Kondo came up with a process that accommodates and respects obsessions and special interests. And people treat her like the devil incarnate.

It’s fucked up.

[crow--teeth]

fuck it [decomposes]

[senoritaimperfecta]

ARTHUR SAYS GAY RIGHTS!!

[senoritaimperfecta]

For anyone wondering why buster is dressed like that for a wedding 

[ayeforscotland]

Big mood.

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[dniudsnf]

otherworldy times in nature:

when flowers begin to bloom

the leaves starting to change color

the sunrise spreading light on the earth

fields whispering to the wind

a dandelion seed gliding along a breeze

the smell of roses in a garden

[r--g--b]

me, age 14: I want anatagonists that are morally gray, who don’t realize they’re bad. They should be conflicted and have meaningful backstories.

me now: i want a villain that has “evil” listed every day on their calendars except sundays when they have mimosas with the protagonist

[neoptelemus-moved-deactivated20]

im both

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Again, Doofenshmirtz is the most perfect villain ever written.

[actuates]

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS: 1. Get the ball 2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play 3. Run.

[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

[immortal-maschine]

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

[fallcaesar]

[despicablewench]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[writeouswriter]

My brain: New story idea!! Must write now!

Me: okay… what’s the plot..?

My brain: Hmm, plot? No, no, no, none of that here, my good friend, my good sir, my good ma’am, but may I offer you an overall general Vibe, an aesthetic if you will, a vague feeling to convey, a-

[qanhowell]

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]