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love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

bubonickitten

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

everythingfox

Baby bear catching snowflakes

sartres-angst

kiwipeel

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .

tricksx

vorpallblade

b.....babey

lake-lady

Watermelon tourmaline is forbidden jolly rancher 😔

lake-lady

rosarrie

wah

catchymemes

smute

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

ms-cellanies

AUTO REBLOG

egophiliac

time on earth is fleeting, use it wisely.

(pattern – obligatory don’t sell/re-distribute/make-to-sell, please and y!)

insomniac-arrest

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

insomniac-arrest

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

cityelf

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

running-with-toast

my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.

shleepy-girl

Also this website is too incompetent to exploit its users even if they wanted too. Not only are the adds generally dumb and weird, the three times I’ve clicked on an add, the link just didn’t work.

nothorses

Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?

in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men

also while I was double-checking my info i found this