Beep Beep, Richie

𝚂𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙴 ? 𝙸 𝙽𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙴𝙳𝙳𝙸𝙴 . || Ind. Sel. Richie Tozier of 2017's IT

[trashmcuth]

  𝚂𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙴 ? 𝙸 𝙽𝙾𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙴𝙳𝙳𝙸𝙴 .

AN IND. SEL. PRIV. RICHIE TOZIER OF STEPHEN KING’S IT. SCARED BY KIT/QUINN SINCE MAY 2022

                                                #trashmcuth

[jramseyi]

Spooky spirits and a pair of ferrets. 

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[memesaus]

DEGRASSI HIGH SENTENCE STARTERS :   quotes taken from s03e10, ‘twenty bucks’ of the television show degrassi high (1987-1991).

“i  could  eat  a  pizza  by  myself  right  now.”

“do  they  have  small  pizzas?”

“the  new,  improved  [name]  is  ready  for  action.”

“just  admit  you  still  like  him.”

“i  am  totally  broke.”

“did  i  tell  you  how  beautiful  you  both  look  today?”

“do  you  want  to  get  together  for  a  milk  shake?”

“they’re  just  playing  hard  to  get,  man.”

“chicks  are  crazy  about  me.”

“with  my  charisma,  you  have  to  be  selective.”

“$20  says  you  can’t  get  a  date  for  friday.”

“they’re  scared  i’ll  get  corrupted.”

“did  i  ever  tell  you  what  a  great  sense  of  humor  you  have?”

“anyway,  i  thought  we  were  just  friends.”

“that  still  counts  as  a  date,  right?”

“i’m  not  trying  to  be  a  wicked  witch.”

“how  would  one  of  you  gorgeous  ladies  like  to  go  out  with  me  friday  night?”

“foul  language  and  shouting  should  both  be  unheard.”

“my  allowance  is  on  a  diet.”

“this  is  really  depressing.”

“by  the  way,  bring  new  bills.  i  hate  dirty  money.”

“i  hate  dirty  money.”

“but  he  seemed  so  vulnerable  or  something.”

“you  mean  you  stole  it?”

“you’re  lucky  i’m  nice.”

“lots  of  guys  wouldn’t  give  you  anything.”

“so  did  you  pay  her  or  is  she  hypnotized?”

“i  got  looks,  style,  and  raw  animal  magnetism.”

“you  know…  this  stuff  is  really  sticky.”

“at  least  with  this  rain  i  won’t  need  a  shower  when  i  get  home.”

[trashmcuth]

Like for a starter from 13-17 year old Richie

[trashmcuth]

I wanna write some Richie so like for a starter?

[girlablaze]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )

❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜ 

❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜ 

❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜     

❛ demons, you cowards! ❜ 

❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜ 

❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜ 

❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜ 

❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜     

❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜ 

❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜ 

❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜ 

❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜ 

❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜ 

❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜ 

❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜ 

❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜ 

❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜ 

❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜ 

❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜ 

❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜ 

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜ 

❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜     

❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜ 

❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜ 

❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜ 

❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜ 

❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜ 

❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜ 

❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜ 

❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜         

❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜ 

❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜ 

❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜ 

❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜ 

❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜ 

❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜ 

❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜     

❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜ 

❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜ 

❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜ 

❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜     

❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜ 

❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜ 

❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜ 

❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜ 

❛ spooky, huh? ❜ 

❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜ 

❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜ 

[applememes]

𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊'𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐/𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

… but mostly the one cat, because the others are usually well behaved. content warning for: vomiting. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ and where do you think you’re going? ❞

❝ why are you thumping down the hall? ❞

❝ you ate cardboard? ❞

❝ what did you find? a bug? ❞

❝ she’s going to walk into the wall–! ❞

❝ you smell that? ❞

❝ is it silly time? ❞

❝ hey, look at me. bababooie. ❞

❝ you’re a stinky baby. ❞

❝ did you bring me something? ❞

❝ ew, it’s covered in spit… ❞

❝ get down from there before you hurt yourself! ❞

❝ you’re such a cryptid. ❞

❝ stop yelling at me, i heard you the first time! ❞

❝ can you tell ____ to shut up? i’m trying to sleep! ❞

❝ he brought me socks… ❞

❝ when did you get so big? ❞

❝ where did your bones go? ❞

❝ you have to say goodbye. ❞

❝ look! it’s you! ❞

❝ it’s okay, i know you didn’t mean to… ❞

❝ did he just throw up? ❞

❝ you try sitting here with that SMELL. ❞

❝ great, he gets carsick. ❞

❝ hey! no claws! ❞

❝ what was that pathetic noise you just made? ❞

❝ it’s just constant elevator music going on in his head. ❞

❝ she hates that. ❞

❝ are you ready to sing your favourite song? ❞

❝ i’m sorry, _____!! i didn’t see you in the dark! ❞

❝ why did she run in the room like that? ❞

❝ HEY! NO FIGHTING! ❞

❝ aww, you’re so intimidating. yes you are! ❞

[promptfairy]

❥     𝐋𝐈𝐋 𝐍𝐀𝐒 𝐗    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

various sentence starters adapted from lyrics of songs by lil nas x .   some lines altered to be more usable .   change any gendered language   &   add context to your needs .  content warning for mentions of drugs ,   suicide ,   internalized homophobia ,   &   sexual situations .   happy roleplaying !!  ♡

“   you  can’t  tell  me  nothin’ .   ” “   my  life  is  a  movie .   ” “   i’ve  got  fans ,   finally .   ” “   you  said  you  wanted  to  see  me  thrive .   ” “   you  lied .   ” “   just  say  what  you  want  from  me .   ” “   you  used  to  love  me .   ” “   when  it’s  all  done ,   i’ll  get  the  upper  hand .   ” “   i  still  want  you  as  a  fan .   ” “   i  don’t  mean  to  make  demands .   ” “   we’ve  got  to  fix  this  family .   ” “   i  know  it’s  hard ,   but  we  at  least  have  to  start .   ” “   we’re  gonna  leave  here  happily .   ” “   run  to  me .   ” “   if  you  need  weed ,   get  it  from  me .   ” “   you  don’t  have  any  talent .   i’ve  got  more  in  my  pinky  toe .   ” “   i  just  thought  that  we  could  kick  it .   ” “   oh ,   here  we  go .   ” “   off  we  go !!   ” “   don’t  leave  me  in  the  cold .   ” “   if  i  took  you  everywhere ,   you  wouldn’t  know  how  to  walk .   ” “   if  i  spoke  on  your  behalf ,   you  wouldn’t  know  how  to  talk .   ” “   i  never  cared  about  what  you  thought .   ” “   i  didn’t  mean  to  make  you  mad .   ” “   i  don’t  like  when  you’re  upset .   ” “   i’ll  call  you  later  on .   ” “   don’t  you  forget .   ” “   i  thought  you  would  stay  with  me .   ” “   i’m  yours   &   you’re  mine .   ” “   what  am  i  gonna  do ??   ” “   there’s  no  me  without  you .   ” “   i’m  in  new  days  with  my  old  ways .   ” “   i  don’t  know  what’s  gonna  bring  you  down .   ” “   i’ve  got  a  trick  up  my  sleeve .   ” “   i’m  wondering  about  you  because  i’ve  got  nothing  to  do .   ” “   i  want   &   i  need  to  let  go .   ” “   why  is  it  always  what   you   like ??   ” “   this  is  what  i  have  to  do ,   i  can’t  have  regrets  when  i’m  old .   ” “   i  know  it  doesn’t  feel  like  it’s  time .   ” “   i  set  boundaries  for  myself   &   it’s  time  to  cross  the  line .   ” “   i  caught  it  bad  yesterday .   ” “   i  haven’t  been  out  in  a  while ,   anyway .   ” “   i  was  hoping  i  could  catch  you  throwing  smiles  in  my  face .   ” “   you  don’t  even  have  to  try .   ” “   you’re  cute  enough  to  fuck  with  me  tonight .   ” “   you’re  living  the  life ,   but  you’re  not  living  right .   ” “   you  live  in  the  dark ,   boy ,   i  cannot  pretend .   ” “   i’m  not  fazed ,   only  here  to  sin .   ” “   call  me  when  you  want .   ” “   call  me  when  you  need .   ” “   call  me  in  the  morning .   ” “   call  me  by  your  name .   ” “   i  wanna  sell  what  you’re  buying .   ” “   i  wanna  feel  on  your  ass  in  hawaii .  ” “   i  want  that  jet  lag  from  fucking   &   flying .   ” “   i’ll  shoot  a  child  in  your  mouth  while  i’m  riding .   ” “   why me ??   ” “   god  was  shining  on  me .   ” “   now ,   i  can’t  leave .   ” “   i  never  want  the  guys  that  are  in  my league ,   i  wanna  fuck  the  ones  i  envy .   ” “   tell  me  you  love  me  in  private .   ” “   i  do  not  care  if  you’re  lying .   ” “   when  you  want  me ,   call  me ,   i’ll  drop  everything .   ” “   don’t  need  your  name .   ” “   fuck  it ,   let’s  ride .   ” “   just  call  me  when  you  need  me .   ” “   i  wanna  run  away .   ” “   i  don’t  want  a  life .   ” “   send  me  a  gun ,   &   i’ll  see  the  sun .   ” “   you  need  an  instant  ease .   ” “   you  just  take  it  all  to  the  face .   ” “   i  know  that  you  want  to cry .   ” “   there’s  much  more  to  life  than  dying  over  your  past  mistakes   &   people  who  threw  dirt  on  your  name .   ” “   since  ten ,   i’ve  been  feeling  lonely .   ” “   i  had  friends ,   but  they  picked  on  me .   ” “   these  gay  thoughts  would  always  haunt  me ,   &   i  prayed  god  would  take  them  from  me .   ” “   i’m  happy ,   by  the  way .   ” “   i’m  happy  that  it  all  worked  out  for  me .   ” “   i’m  gonna  make  everyone  so  proud  of  me .   ” “   i  haven’t  lost  since  i  began .   ” “   i  don’t  run  from  nothing .   ” “   get  your  soldiers ,   tell  ’em  i’m  not  laying  low .   ” “   you  were  never  really  rooting  for  me ,   anyway .   ” “   i  need  to  get  this  album  done .   ” “   i  don’t  fuck  bitches ,   i’m  queer .   ” “   everybody’s  trying  to  sue  me .   ” “   i  am  the  industry .   ”

[applememes]

𝒖𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

as requested, here are unus annus sentence starters. these are mostly from the first episodes through to about the middle. content warning for: death and dying and mentions of drowning. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ and then… it’s ‘game over’. bye-bye. finito. finished. curtains. gone gone. night night. dead. forever… ❞

❝ and all we’ll have is the memories we make along the way. ❞

❝ oh, that is a golden BOY! ❞

❝ i’m white, so salt and pepper is all i know for spices… ❞

❝ they’re good! yeah, i like them- i think. ❞

❝ push a baby out your vagina, shove water up your nose! it’s just science. ❞

❝ i NAILED it- nah, i didn’t. ❞

❝ it’s almost like a drowning sensation. ❞

❝ god, i……. i kinda like it. ❞

❝ this is gonna be a long ass year, man. this is gonna be a long year. ❞

❝ should i get a trash can for if we throw up? ❞

❝ i’m not gonna throw up, man. it’s against the rules. ❞

❝ hold jesus, not penis. ❞

❝ i got a bullet allergy! ❞

❝ stop talking! feel close to death! ❞

❝ do you feel close to god? ❞

❝ i’m TRYING my BEST! ❞

❝ made in ____. just like me! ❞

❝ anything that makes me sound smart? love it! ❞

❝ this is the ghost hunting pose. ❞

❝ lunchbox, baby!! ❞

❝ they’re out to have a good time, they’re just dead. ❞

❝ remember when you were born? ❞

❝ ooh a little funky! ❞

❝ woohoo! baked potatoes! ❞

❝ did it hurt your feelings? ❞

❝ as if doctors exist. ❞

❝ there are books. weird, right? ❞

❝ what bone would you say hurts? ❞

❝ waiting to die here. ❞

❝ who wants to know what they’re doing? ❞

❝ nobody wants to know what they’re doing. ❞

❝ follow my voice. ❞

❝ i can only see the darkness. ❞

❝ i don’t like stories. ❞

❝ i’m talking to god. ❞

❝ i really. hate. stories. ❞

❝ it always feels like fight o'clock. ❞

❝ it’s not a coincidence. it’s destiny! ❞

❝ what have you disclosed?! ❞

❝ you MUST have music playing. ❞

[trashmcuth]

Like for a starter from 13-17 year old Richie

[soulprompts]

mentor/mentee vibes (because ur worth it–)

aka i really love the energy of this dynamic, but unfortunately this whole effort turned into me typing down actual dialogue that happened in my car while my poor father tried to teach me how to drive. but they make for fun threads! bon appetit!

from the mentor.

“ you’re doing it wrong. ”

“ would you like me to show you how to do it? ”

“ that… that’s not how you do it. ”

“ maybe this mentoring stuff requires patience that i don’t have. ”

“ keep doing it like that, and you’ll end up hurting yourself. ”

“ correct me if i’m wrong, but that’s not how i showed you to do it, is it? ”

“ okay, alright, look at me. you looking? do it exactly like i’m doing it. ”

“ move your feet, come on, you’ve got to move if you don’t want to end up flat on your ass again! ”

“ look… it’s progress, yeah? you’re better than you were before. ”

“ don’t beat yourself up; it’s a tricky move, nobody gets it right the first time. ”

“ okay, let’s… let’s try a different tactic. ”

“ you’re overthinking it. don’t think; just be in the moment. ”

“ stop, stop… alright. looking back on what you’ve just done, what do you think i’m going to say? ”

“ there’s definitely plenty of room for improvement. ”

“ ah… god, okay, don’t cry… it’s not as bad as it looks, you’re really not as bad at this as you think! ”

“ we’ll get there together. ”

“ okay. time for a break, yeah? let’s stop for now, catch a breath, we can come back to it later. ”

“ you obviously don’t enjoy any of this; why do you want me to teach you so badly? ”

“ i could teach you, if you’d like? ”

“ come on, like i showed you, remember? ”

“ feet apart, hands up; anticipate your opponent’s movements! ”

“ alright… don’t think about getting hit. this isn’t a fight. it’s a dance. you move in response and in anticipation of your opponent. ”

“ who the hell taught you to do that?! ”

“ that wasn’t terrible! you didn’t butcher it this time! ”

“ wake up. wake up, come on, up and at ‘em. you said you wanted to learn, so come on. up you get! ”

“ that was good! hell, that was brilliant! you knocked me off my feet! good job! ”

“ you need to stop worrying about hurting me. you gonna apologize and pay the hospital bills of whatever bad guy you go against next time? ”

“ i’m proud of you. ”

“ you’re doing great! “

from the mentee

“ can you teach me how to do that? “

“ i did it! “

“ okay, there’s no need to be dramatic, i wasn’t that bad! “

“ i AM trying. “

“ oh god, oh, i’m so sorry! did i hurt you? “

“ i need your help with this. okay? i can’t do this alone. “

“ you’re the expert, right? “

“ i’ve seen you fight; i wanna be as good as you! “

“ people’s lives are at stake if i lose. their blood’s gonna be on my hands, and it’ll be on yours, too, if you don’t help me. “

“ quit yelling at me, i’m trying my best! “

“ i’m doing it exactly like you told me to, and i’m still not getting it right. “

“ i don’t need a break! i need to keep going until i get this right! “

“ show me how you did it. “

“ i don’t know how. and you do. all i’m asking is for a few hours of training… please? “

“ that’s it. i quit! “

“ you’re a terrible teacher, you know that? “

“ you said you’d teach me. and i’m here to learn. so let’s go already. “

“ what’s the point?! i’m useless at this! “

“ this is pointless, i’m never going to be ready! “

[girlablaze]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )

❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜ 

❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜ 

❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜     

❛ demons, you cowards! ❜ 

❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜ 

❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜ 

❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜ 

❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜     

❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜ 

❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜ 

❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜ 

❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜ 

❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜ 

❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜ 

❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜ 

❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜ 

❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜ 

❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜ 

❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜ 

❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜ 

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜ 

❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜     

❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜ 

❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜ 

❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜ 

❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜ 

❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜ 

❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜ 

❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜ 

❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜         

❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜ 

❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜ 

❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜ 

❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜ 

❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜ 

❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜ 

❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜     

❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜ 

❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜ 

❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜ 

❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜     

❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜ 

❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜ 

❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜ 

❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜ 

❛ spooky, huh? ❜ 

❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜ 

❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜ 

[trashmcuth]

trashmcuth: a rp sideblog based on Stephen King's IT, inspired by the 2017&2019 film adaptations , for Richie 'Trashmouth' Tozier.

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