Trashcan

Joseph Matt (20) currently hyperfixated on beetlejuice broadway and will personally maime beetlebabes shippers with my own two hands

[trashratmatt]

MY COSPLAY ACCOUNTS

i didn’t mean to ABANDON this whole ass blog but i’m mostly active on instagram now, in both cosplay and art, etc. BUT HERE’S ALL MY ACCOUNTS!

MY COSPLAY TUMBLR https://grossghostuncle.tumblr.com/

MY INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/grossghostuncle/

MY TWITTER https://twitter.com/grossghostuncle

and of course, MY TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@grossghostuncle

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (20 years ago) and really doesn't want anyone to know about it:

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (200 years ago) and thinks that's the funniest thing they've ever heard:

[valtsv]

someone: wow, you don't look a day over 25!

vampire who was turned when they were 25 (2000 years ago) and is getting really tired of hearing it:

[valtsv]

plot twist: they're all the same vampire

[valtsv]

they're onto us boys

[trashratmatt]

uuuhhh idk fuckin around with an OC concept

i cant believe ive done this

[trashratmatt]

did drawpile for the first time in like a year or two

whack

[trashratmatt]

is 37mbps enough to efficiently play wizard101

[spainimation]

Hyena that was being SO cute at the Denver zoo yesterday!

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[totallyalegitspy]

[madfanboy]

A 'Wild Area' Compilation...

[trashratmatt]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS I CAN’T EVEN EDIT A FUCKING PHOTO POST  D R A F T  WITHOUT IT TURNING INTO A FUCKING TEXT POST?????

[trashratmatt]

wow i fucking love it when i edited a photo post and tumblr turns it into a fucking text post

[trashratmatt]

me: picks up stardew vally again after 2 months me: remembers how much i love harvey me: gotta give this boy all the love he gets the golden pumpkin bc i love him

[trashratmatt]

We gather here today, to yawn the passing of the most boring breathers I've ever fucking met

[adriheavymetal]

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

[d-structive]

I want a movie EXACTLY like this one. With soundtrack and all.

[mars-ipan]

THIS IS THE SUPREME HORROR MOVIE IDEA

[trashratmatt]

The bitch is back in town

TWITTER.  INSTAGRAM.

[trashratmatt]

yo can i just be real for a second like

for the last like five years i’ve been wearing 8-9 layers of fucking sports bras and god damn living my worst life trying to avoid mis-gendering and dysphoria, it was like, THE most unhealthy thing i’ve ever done

i worked today for the first time in my binder and

- I GOT DRESSED IN A NORMAL PEOPLE AMOUNT OF TIME??? IT DIDN’T TAKE ME 10-15 MINUTES TO CAREFULLY LAYER SHIT TO BIND LIKE I JUST SLIPPED THAT SHIT ON AND WAS DONE. WACKEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE - everyone addressed me as sir - i was actually have to comfortably move through the store at a brisk pace - i didn’t get out of breath when doing my heavy lifting for stock instantly and i had more energy than ever now that i could get more air into my chest - I CAN BREATHE??? - no pain at all ever again is a real bruh moment you feel me

its probably dumb to keep gushing about this on here but jesus christ it’s such a god damn relief that i was finally able to get one without my dad side eyeing me, my grandmother is the most supportive person in the world jesus christ i love her

im living my best life and it’s almost dizzying to look down and just see FLATNESS and NOTHINGLESS and just. looking normal. looking how i feel i should.

its literally fucking wild

im 20 god damn years old and im gushing like a middle-schooler right now but literally this just changed my whole ass daily life

[trashratmatt]

FINISHED THE SHIRT!!!

+ with jacket

+ trench I might use for whole being dead thing beej???

[trashratmatt]

This shirt is DESTROYING ME but it's coming along