I mean- trash

[trashyarcadesmoker]

sex is just cuddling but with genitals. It makes you happy.

[sylnan-deactivated20200422]

idk which white straight girl needs to hear this, I'm sorry your father didn't treat you right but that skinny skater boy who looks like hasn't slept for a whole week isn't going to do it either

[trashyarcadesmoker]

Googles “how to make a deal with the devil so I can pass all my college classes”, gets Kanye song lyrics

[trashyarcadesmoker]

Remember Kids,

D’s get Degrees

[trashyarcadesmoker]

I close my eyes, and I see the pits of hell. It’s the Hetalia theme song and for a moment I don’t feel like Elmo, I feel like Kermit jumping off that building. 

[trashyarcadesmoker]

In the dead of night, right before I fall asleep, words come to me and speak the truest wisdom there ever was: “Daddy chill.”

[trashyarcadesmoker]

Dear Universe:

what the fuck

[trashyarcadesmoker]

You know what really ruffles my nuts? Reaching into a pringles can and getting my hand stuck in there. So, now I’m crying on the sidewalk and flailing my hand up and down I look like a jackass