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26 she/they

[ofbetterbodies-deactivated20250]

I’m stupid and bi and it’s all u need to know about me

[leseggian]

why must being railed and soft sex be separated… i can get fucked so hard i forget how to think while also being held close and praised the entire time about how well i’m taking it

[hidanvevo-blog]

we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom

[kittytittycommittee]

I want to sit on his face and watch him jerk off. But he's not allowed to come and I'm going to grind on his tongue as long as I damn well please

[urhighnessbitch]

Sweet thing wants to cum so bad? Sososo sooo bad, hm? Wow, you even need to cum!! I'm impressed, love, l thought what you needed was me to extend your denial for a week because you're begging so shamelessly for release although you know I said you wouldn't be cumming today. Aw, no? You don't think you can do another week? I'm so sorry sweetheart, that's going to be very hard for you then. Maybe next time you'll know better than to try and be greedy?

[ashstfu]

i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was

[perfectbeautifulwoman]

how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[surroundedbyspoons]

At some point in your life you will want to add garlic to a dish, and all you will have in the house is garlic salt. You will want to add as much as possible, because you should always add as much garlic as possible. This is the devil tricking you. Garlic salt is more salt than garlic, and you will turn your dish into the Dead Sea. What you want is garlic powder. You can add as much of that as you want.

[cunt-puppy]

being a porn obsessed loser is actually soooo awesome when you're a cute girl masturbating to a bunch of other cute girls

[deadlyr0s3]

sorry for thinking truly disgusting things about you but it will be happening again soon

[melxbxbi]

how to make someone so horny and needy at work they have to go to the washroom to jerk off multiple times to the thought of me

[luckieangel]

trailing kisses from his base to tip :( gently sucking his head as you look up at him, your eyes full of love, before you begin to take him into your mouth

[luckieangel]

giving him head and looking up at him with big, soft eyes and he throws his head back in pleasure but also because he’ll cum right then and there if he stares at you for too long

[flutterbvnny]

i need attention all the time except for when i dont want anyone to look at me or touch me

[mewnbuns]

sitting in his lap while he bounces you on his cock and places kisses and bite marks all over your breasts, send tweet

[ohxxlapetitemort]

Me multiple times a day: I just need to watch him jerk off and cum on himself because he's so desperate to feel my pussy :/

[bsidee]

need a movie night where i completely ignore the movie because i'm too busy laying my head in his lap and softly sucking his dick for the entire time