Even better it was signed by the man of Hell’s Kitchen himself, Gordon Ramsay, so I’m pretty cool. Do you know it, do you? I worry about you sometimes, you’re like a little 5 year old stuck in the body of a 10 foot giant. Well now I’m cleaning the mess you made and will probably not enjoy it either. You are adorable so I could never lie to you about that. It will be great I’ll have it all nicely written and everything just for your poor death. I think I’ll put that on top of your casket before you die, a nice milkshake. Harsh is my middle name buddy. Good, you better and it better be good or else I’m suing.
If it was signed by him, then you must be the best milkshake maker ever, because he hates everything served to him. I do know it, because you can't hate me, because you're my friend and you're too nice to hate me. Don't worry about me, the worst I can do is make little messes and run with safety scissors. I'll help you clean it, I just don't know how to use any of this stuff, like, which product goes on which cleaning item? It's really difficult, and I don't want to make even more of a mess. That would be a horribly cruel twist of fate if you did that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't Casey Harsh Rodriguez. I promise it's one of the best milkshakes you've ever tasted.
