Can you see what I can't say?

My name is Caitie but you may call me Tree.

[annasfridge]

[sur-le-infini]

[louckscreens]

like/reblog if saving

[kristensnotebook]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[2winpeaks]

welcome to my kitchen...

we have nothein… i’m hengry as heil…

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[ameliaglitter]

Whenever a married couple calls in escalated, I always address whichever one seems the most rational. 9/10 it’s the wife. Usually, the husband gets cut out of the conversation until we’re done.

Memorable quotes:

“She’s explaining it to me now and you were wrong.”

“Honey, stop talking so the nice lady can help us.”

“Why don’t you go have some coffee while Amelia and I figure this out? Hmmmm?”

“I understand it and I will explain it to you later. Let me get this taken care of.”

“I understand, sweetie, can you explain it to my husband real quick? [aside] Now, you listen to this lady and don’t interrupt!”

Calm wives in the face of their overemotional husbands are a customer service lifeline.

[franticchaos]

Reblog to save someone from unnecessary bullshit

[thegoodvybe]

[so-pale-girl]

[indianabelle]

[indigenouswomenrising]

[lonely-silhouette-blog]

[harcules]

relationship goals

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

[taylorswift]

Happy National Cat Day to you and your highly sophisticated creatures. Boop.

[aznaudrey]

gang gang

[aznaudrey]

peace out

[protect-and-love-animals]

Aspiring adventure cat 🌿