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Hot take before I fuck right off into the void again: Twitter is just conservative tumblr. Discuss.
which one of you orthodox fellas got a job at tesco?
guys rb this on may 20 2020 to wish this relish a RIP
RIP relish
Holy sh*t, Iβm running away from my problems
hey guys
itβs a literal holy crap
running away from its problems
like me
(Bunnies and Sunshine)
Easter is coming up! And itβs a terrible time for pet store bunnies!
Rabbits are marketed as βeasyβ, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldnβt be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!
Whatβs more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they donβt deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if theyβre on their own and donβt receive enough attention; and if theyβre bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!
They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!
Theyβre a big responsibility!
This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!
BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT
iβm leaving, and iβm probably not coming back.
hey guys.
quick life update:
iβm most likely abandoning this blog.
something about tumblrβs endless scrolling and fantastic ability to pick fights with everyone and everything appealed to me initially. but then i left, and since then... my mental health has improved 1000%.
and although i enjoy shitposting, you kinda have to do it every day to get popular. and i donβt have the mental capacity to do that! (itβs important to know your limits!)
i know right now with covid is really scary, especially for my friends in the more infected countries. and thatβs kind of why iβm leaving. iβve moved on, and i want to find out more about what i like to do, and then do it. quarantine can either get you super depressed, or you can use the extra time youβve got (if youβre lucky to be working remotely) to actually, yβknow, do stuff. (shocking i know)
iβll still log in once a year or that crap if i remember so tumblr doesnβt just up delete this blog, and if i get REALLY bored i *might* come back for a day, but other than that, considering this blog already hadnβt been getting notes while i was actually active, iβm probably not coming back.
ok, thatβs about it. bye guys, if anyone in this hellhole even cares.
tl;dr: bye forever, i guessπ
why does this have 32k notes? itβs just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. itβs just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we goβ¦
Brutus?
Oh god not this again
Tumblr hasΒ βpartnered with everyoneβs favorite luxury aerosol bug spray to kill this latest batch of search bugsβ for Version 15.0 of the iOS app.
sorry tumblr but axe body spray really isnβt that great for the environment
hey guys, iβm logging off for as long as i can stand to be away. idk how long that will be but right now, tumblr isnβt a very nice place to be. peace
i noticed there arenβt any transparent gifs of the minecraft parrots (to my knowledge) so i made my own! (feel free to use without credit!!)
they work as discord emojis too!
Rest, if needed
Stay aware of what time it is. If youβre staying up late, it might be time to head to bed! A good nightβs sleep is important to your mental and physical health. :)
the swarm approaches
IM SO !!! FUCKING EMBARASSED ??? IM SITTING HERE WATCHING TV WITH HEADPHONES ON AND I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAMING SCREAMING LIKE HELP ME HELP ME AND I FREAKED OUT SO I CALLED THE COPS AND WAS LIKE "HI THIS COULD BE AN EMERGENCY IT COULD NOT IDK BUT I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAMING HELP ME AND MOANING LIKE THEYRE IN PAIN" AND AFTER I HUNG UP THEY SCREAMED "YES I LOVE UR FAT COCK INSIDE ME" AND THEN I GASPED...I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN STAIRS TO TELL THE COPS NOT TO COME UP AND HOW FUCKING EMBARASSED I WAS SJSJSJSKROTKDM ANYWAY...THEYRE STILL AT IT AND LEFT THIS NOTE
Positive Ending
LMAAAAAO
Starting a series based on my favorite kitsch from local antique stores. This painting is at the very beginning of its journey. Will post the final soonish!