honque

don't care didn't ask plus that weird spell you put on me was actually a love spell and now i love u

[thehappysmiler]

good god...

[goldenjetpack]

[pukicho]

This DM I got. Five years apart

[treistei]

i love that in any crime tv show you just know which one's The Computer Guy.. you see them and you jusg know. its The Computer Guy .

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

How well suited are you for your new role?

Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(

Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work

Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse

Okay, I can work with this!

I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

[butchgraham]

Will Graham did not care for Hannibal being a killer or a cannibal but that he lied to him. I think about that a lot because after Hannibal gains wills trust he completely ruins it just by lying. Murder? No. Cannibalism? Also no. Framing? No. Lying? Yes.

[hauntingyourself]

Doesn’t even have hands to wash

[judithschaechter]

Super/Natural. by Judith Schaechter, engraved flash glass, wood.

www.judithschaechter.com

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[orpheuslament]

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

[orpheuslament]

"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011]

May I propose the fill ins?

[rat-in-impossible-location]

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

[pro-sipper]

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

[lichfucker]

"he's inscrutable!" to you. I can scrute him

[cannibalchicken]

[mazeroamer]

her if/then pussy got me making a statement

[mazeroamer]

or else

[inthesensethat]

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

[amundsenxcook]

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard