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@trekipedia
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
I took a Norwegian to the Norwegian pavilion at Epcot one time and she immediately bought a horned viking helmet and refused to take it off the whole trip.
I think a lot of autistic taking-things-literally goes under the radar because what the diagnostic tests and shit ask about is not what that generally looks like in an adult and often not in kids either and much more importantly it’s not what generally actually causes problems in real life instead of being irritating for caretakers or funny to bullies or easy to diagnose
I have absolutely no issues understanding metaphors or idioms. When someone says their heart is on their sleeve they mean they’re emotionally expressive and openly display their feelings, not that they have a chunk of cardiac tissue on their shirt. I very rarely have issues with sarcasm. I sometimes have issues telling when someone who’s said something mean is about to say “just kidding”, but tbh I think that’s more on them than me.
BUT
My grandmother asked me “Do you know when the trash was taken out last?” and I said “I think Eliot took it out yesterday” and a few hours later she yelled at me for “not taking out the trash when I asked you to” and I was like???? You didn’t ask me????
I dread filling out forms and am crap at filling out diagnostic tests or personality quizzes because there are always questions I don’t know the exact answers to (how am I supposed to know what day I got dental surgery seven years ago?) or don’t understand exactly what they’re asking or the wording’s unclear and they could mean this or the wording says this but I’m pretty sure what they actually meant was this and should I answer what they said or what they meant, and how does everyone else just whip through the form when surely they can’t know all the answers either? Does everyone else remember the day they got dental surgery seven years ago?
I get tangled up by bureaucracy because the rules on the website say that for this you need that and for that you need the other and for the other you need something else for which you need the first thing, and I go in circles for hours or days or weeks or months or years because their stated rules say there is no way to get what I need, and when I talk to somebody else they’re like “just call them?” and I’m like “how could that help? the rules say that what I’m trying to do is impossible”
And all of that? That’s how “taking things literally” ACTUALLY affects your life as an adult. It’s not “haha you think ‘getting under your skin’ means parasites”. It’s “you have real difficulty functioning in the world because everyone else is conveying things through implication and assuming that you know that rules are flexible and questions are approximate and you’re supposed to lie on job applications, and you don’t”.
Star Trek Deep Space Nine S03E15: Hey, I recognize that Cardassian coffee table from when they kidnapped Kira!
Doylist explanation: they already had the prop and they might as well reuse it.
Watsonian explanation:
One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they are looking at you when they're in profile, not facing you! Hot tip for artists and animal lovers!
Out of all the modern technologies and new science that star trek has, i think the most impressive thing has got to be the therapists.
Like can you imagine??? People just coming into your office like,,,,,,
“I was imprisoned and tortured for like 40 years and i killed my friend for literally nothing but turns out none of it was real”
“I kissed a shapeshifter who i thought was my spouse and turns out i liked it better?? And now i want to visit their goo lake and marry them but they hate me because im a solid so i cant.”
“Im a trill and i was about to die but my friends transported me at the same time and uploaded me to the computer and recreated me and so i still exist, but my og worm still got a new trill host. So now theres like,, double me i guess”
“I introduced the concept of time to some all-knowing beings and now im their special boy.”
“My universal translator broke and i accidentally insulted the one of the klingon high council’s mother and now i have to fight in a duel to the death on tuesday or else starfleets going to have a diplomatic crisis :/ ”
“We left our lizard babies….”
sometimes Data will be looking at something he's never seen before, and he'll get transfixed, and do tiny, mechanical motions with his head - just little twitches. almost birdlike. im completely obsessed with him. how did spiner absolutely nail pretending to be a machine
You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
I just want you all to know that every time I reblog an image of Jadzia Dax or Ezri Dax I DO tag it separately like #Jadzia and #Dax so we shant ever forget the worm is also there
I just want you all to know that every time I reblog an image of Jadzia Dax or Ezri Dax I DO tag it separately like #Jadzia and #Dax so we shant ever forget the worm is also there
Julian Bashir is the perfect modern bisexual twink: spends most of his late 20's pining after an unattainable transgender woman before settling down with an older man who used to work for the CIA.
we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
youre so right
we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast
